Cumrag Stalin
@cumragstalin.bsky.social
I dig holes and write funny. archaeologist. Former Tribal rep. DemSoc. He/Him.
What did the devil give us?
November 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
What did the devil give us?
Think well but I’m a fool. Done semantic nonsense to an ex and soggy language to the the one at book club
November 20, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Think well but I’m a fool. Done semantic nonsense to an ex and soggy language to the the one at book club
Sarah Sherman is the kind of person you have to tell yourself off of after college. They exist in every corner and they all have a regretted The Unicorns tattoo
September 10, 2024 at 6:29 AM
Sarah Sherman is the kind of person you have to tell yourself off of after college. They exist in every corner and they all have a regretted The Unicorns tattoo
Went to a hippie crack/cat themed wedding for my roommate in college. PhDs made up exclusively of the congregation. All just as soft brained like sucking off the strap on.
September 10, 2024 at 6:28 AM
Went to a hippie crack/cat themed wedding for my roommate in college. PhDs made up exclusively of the congregation. All just as soft brained like sucking off the strap on.
A regular at my bar job came in. Then brought in her mom. Then brought in the mom and sister. Then asked me out. This is the most Mexican thing that's ever happened to my white life.
September 10, 2024 at 6:26 AM
A regular at my bar job came in. Then brought in her mom. Then brought in the mom and sister. Then asked me out. This is the most Mexican thing that's ever happened to my white life.
Made spring rolls a dinner date night
February 10, 2024 at 9:08 AM
Made spring rolls a dinner date night
Hillary Clinton in 2016: "How about supporting Galentine's Day and not Palestine day"
February 10, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Hillary Clinton in 2016: "How about supporting Galentine's Day and not Palestine day"
Reddit really is the least funny website. Lazy comments and reposts from 5 years ago posted regularly.
February 10, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Reddit really is the least funny website. Lazy comments and reposts from 5 years ago posted regularly.
Back in my day a Goon cave was where you and your buddies found treasure and defeated the Fratelli family with your friend Sloth
January 24, 2024 at 9:58 PM
Back in my day a Goon cave was where you and your buddies found treasure and defeated the Fratelli family with your friend Sloth
If I ever get disconnected from The Matrix and wind up on a ship with 10 computer programmers plug my ass back in. I will GLADLY breastfeed a baby robot with my battery tits before I have to deal with that.
January 16, 2024 at 4:43 PM
If I ever get disconnected from The Matrix and wind up on a ship with 10 computer programmers plug my ass back in. I will GLADLY breastfeed a baby robot with my battery tits before I have to deal with that.
If I ever get disconnected from The Matrix and wind up on a ship with 10 computer programmers plug my ass back in. I will GLADLY breastfeed a baby robot with my battery tits before I have to deal with that.
January 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
If I ever get disconnected from The Matrix and wind up on a ship with 10 computer programmers plug my ass back in. I will GLADLY breastfeed a baby robot with my battery tits before I have to deal with that.
Murder is only illegal so we have less ghosts and that's fucked up against ghosts.
December 11, 2023 at 4:58 AM
Murder is only illegal so we have less ghosts and that's fucked up against ghosts.
You're not allowed to listen to a game on your phone at a bar. UNLESS you just finished a kitchen/bar shift. Sorry no servers.
December 3, 2023 at 10:16 PM
You're not allowed to listen to a game on your phone at a bar. UNLESS you just finished a kitchen/bar shift. Sorry no servers.
Yo send invites and crowd the lobby to keep Kissinger from popping back in
November 30, 2023 at 7:43 AM
Yo send invites and crowd the lobby to keep Kissinger from popping back in
Everything bagel, good blue cheese, salted tomato, mayonnaise. The perfect sammy
November 30, 2023 at 6:47 AM
Everything bagel, good blue cheese, salted tomato, mayonnaise. The perfect sammy
I'm not sorry to share that my fetish is being "you so corny" by cute girls
November 28, 2023 at 3:32 AM
I'm not sorry to share that my fetish is being "you so corny" by cute girls
I hate few things less than this push notification
November 27, 2023 at 11:45 PM
I hate few things less than this push notification
You pastor trying desperately to stay relevant: Now Jesus had 12 apostles, or as you kids say a polycule
November 26, 2023 at 8:58 PM
You pastor trying desperately to stay relevant: Now Jesus had 12 apostles, or as you kids say a polycule
@tessthemess.bsky.social stop spamming lame memes to get followers. Just be real
November 6, 2023 at 6:23 AM
@tessthemess.bsky.social stop spamming lame memes to get followers. Just be real
Y'all usually I download Grindr to help me fix PC issues with my network but my partner ain't gonna love that. Ideas?
November 6, 2023 at 5:47 AM
Y'all usually I download Grindr to help me fix PC issues with my network but my partner ain't gonna love that. Ideas?
Yes I plan on leaving my decoration up till Christmas. It's hALLoween, not hSOMETIMESoween.
October 31, 2023 at 12:42 AM
Yes I plan on leaving my decoration up till Christmas. It's hALLoween, not hSOMETIMESoween.
Considering everything going on it's high time we reasses popular Israeli cinema with better context.
1. Don't Mess With the Zohan
A 🧵 1/x
1. Don't Mess With the Zohan
A 🧵 1/x
October 28, 2023 at 10:30 AM
Considering everything going on it's high time we reasses popular Israeli cinema with better context.
1. Don't Mess With the Zohan
A 🧵 1/x
1. Don't Mess With the Zohan
A 🧵 1/x
I would corner the market by building a cantina on Tattooine just for good little boys
October 27, 2023 at 11:08 PM
I would corner the market by building a cantina on Tattooine just for good little boys
I don't know how or why but hotdogs/chilli dogs are Halloween food
October 27, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I don't know how or why but hotdogs/chilli dogs are Halloween food