Cuddle Puddle
@cuddlepuddle.bsky.social
Bleeding heart liberal. I ❤️ to see cute animal pics! Unsolicited DMs will be ignored.
He's the manager.
December 9, 2025 at 12:13 PM
He's the manager.
You'll have to pay *at least* $25%.
December 9, 2025 at 6:25 AM
You'll have to pay *at least* $25%.
I can't wait for the day when someone retorts, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Let me just tell you, you are an obnoxious president." I just wish it would happen sooner than later.
December 9, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I can't wait for the day when someone retorts, "What the fuck is wrong with you? Let me just tell you, you are an obnoxious president." I just wish it would happen sooner than later.
Which doesn't differentiate it from being a kakistocracy. None of the proposed -ocracies are good overall.
December 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Which doesn't differentiate it from being a kakistocracy. None of the proposed -ocracies are good overall.
You can even say it. Dude's napping over there - he's not listening.
December 9, 2025 at 3:05 AM
You can even say it. Dude's napping over there - he's not listening.
I'm pretty sure you have to speak English b4 you get here, unless you are eligible for an Epstein Visa.
December 9, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I'm pretty sure you have to speak English b4 you get here, unless you are eligible for an Epstein Visa.
Probably already crushed the smallest ones.
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Probably already crushed the smallest ones.
There are better gauges of him, but this works.
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
There are better gauges of him, but this works.
Interesting choice. Especially given that the bocks actually looks like it would hold his bigness. Pabers are a very nice acutremont to bocks or floor. One can't fault himbs for his choice.
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Interesting choice. Especially given that the bocks actually looks like it would hold his bigness. Pabers are a very nice acutremont to bocks or floor. One can't fault himbs for his choice.
Geez... don't be giving them ideas...
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Geez... don't be giving them ideas...
Mental gymnastics to go with these physical gymnastics:
a man in a suit and tie is wearing a hat that says " great again "
Alt: Trump doing his signature two fisted dance
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Mental gymnastics to go with these physical gymnastics:
Now do trump's SCOTUS appointees
December 6, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Now do trump's SCOTUS appointees
Victor Willis needs the gigs.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Victor Willis needs the gigs.
Yep. We're saying the same thing. Putin would only pretend to partner with trump to manipulate him. There would never be an actual partnership, because trump is a dolt, and Putin knows it. (As does the rest of the world.)
December 6, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Yep. We're saying the same thing. Putin would only pretend to partner with trump to manipulate him. There would never be an actual partnership, because trump is a dolt, and Putin knows it. (As does the rest of the world.)
I'll win the Super Bowl b4 that happens. 🤣
December 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I'll win the Super Bowl b4 that happens. 🤣
🤣😂😪😂 Putin wouldn't be caught dead "partnering" with trump. He knows trump is a dolt - but that makes him easy to manipulate.
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
🤣😂😪😂 Putin wouldn't be caught dead "partnering" with trump. He knows trump is a dolt - but that makes him easy to manipulate.
Things make more sense when you assume the opposite of everything trump says is true.
And, peaceful atom? The fuck?
And, peaceful atom? The fuck?
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Things make more sense when you assume the opposite of everything trump says is true.
And, peaceful atom? The fuck?
And, peaceful atom? The fuck?
Curious: is the pardon/commutation of 1/6 convicts considered only one of those 1500+? Didn't that pardon itself account for 1600+ criminals?
December 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Curious: is the pardon/commutation of 1/6 convicts considered only one of those 1500+? Didn't that pardon itself account for 1600+ criminals?
If he was listening, he'd have been like: "What?!? I thought they had fentanyl, not cocaine!" Then he'd have been like: "Well, at least I only affected hundreds of millions of cocaine users. A small percentage of them, I'm sure."
December 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
If he was listening, he'd have been like: "What?!? I thought they had fentanyl, not cocaine!" Then he'd have been like: "Well, at least I only affected hundreds of millions of cocaine users. A small percentage of them, I'm sure."
No wonder Bondi doesn't go after right wingers.
December 5, 2025 at 11:42 AM
No wonder Bondi doesn't go after right wingers.
I could get behind him having his name on the Center of Mental Illness, but Institute of Peace? Absurd.
December 5, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I could get behind him having his name on the Center of Mental Illness, but Institute of Peace? Absurd.