Cucker Tarlson
@cuckertarlson.bsky.social
Damn son where’d you find this
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when in court and under oath: it was a mistake to deport garcia who committed no crimes
when on fox news:
when on fox news:
Bondi is escalating the rhetoric against Abrego Garcia, who she calls "one of the top MS-13 members" and "a terrorist"
April 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
when in court and under oath: it was a mistake to deport garcia who committed no crimes
when on fox news:
when on fox news:
Just got an ad for Instagram on Instagram. Life is so beautiful
February 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Just got an ad for Instagram on Instagram. Life is so beautiful
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American Christianity has marshaled its vast electoral muscle behind Trump in hopes of historic access to the White House and so far this coveted leverage has resulted in an Iranian Christian being deported to her imprisonment and possible death and two sex traffickers being freed and imported here.
This morning's WTF news - Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have left Romania for the US - reports news.sky.com/story/andrew...
Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan have left Romania for the US - reports
Andrew Tate and his brother Tristan are reportedly on a flight from Romania to the United States after previously having travel restrictions imposed on them.
news.sky.com
February 27, 2025 at 2:25 PM
American Christianity has marshaled its vast electoral muscle behind Trump in hopes of historic access to the White House and so far this coveted leverage has resulted in an Iranian Christian being deported to her imprisonment and possible death and two sex traffickers being freed and imported here.
There's few better indicators of the "respectable" American right than Weiss. She spent 10+ years now preaching that the biggest threat to America was blue-haired college students being annoying on twitter. But when it comes to Nazis, now it's time for grace and understanding
just adding another worst take of the year to balance out the recency bias for later @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @notalawyer.bsky.social
February 27, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There's few better indicators of the "respectable" American right than Weiss. She spent 10+ years now preaching that the biggest threat to America was blue-haired college students being annoying on twitter. But when it comes to Nazis, now it's time for grace and understanding
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i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
January 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
i don’t understand how, psychologically, a person gets to a place where they interpret sign language as some kind of attack or imposition on their life. like, what the fuck is wrong with you?
I'm spending a concerning amount of time now in the r/cheeseburger subreddit
January 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I'm spending a concerning amount of time now in the r/cheeseburger subreddit
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Really might be my favorite football image ever
January 4, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Really might be my favorite football image ever
Another bill for $354 👍
My son was born 3 months ago and we’re still receiving random hospital bills for $300 every few weeks, when does this end
January 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Another bill for $354 👍
These are my favorite accounts on instagram because why would he ever say this
January 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
These are my favorite accounts on instagram because why would he ever say this
Yesterday a conservative told me they were "cautiously optimistic" Trump wasn't going to crash the economy. Lmao
January 3, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yesterday a conservative told me they were "cautiously optimistic" Trump wasn't going to crash the economy. Lmao
Good game Georgia. Eat shit
January 3, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Good game Georgia. Eat shit
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WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.
December 27, 2024 at 4:54 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — The U.S. saw an 18.1% increase in homelessness this year, with more than 770,000 people counted as homeless.
Since New Years Eve is almost here I'm accepting applications for anyone who wants to join my Dangerous Nights crew
December 24, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Since New Years Eve is almost here I'm accepting applications for anyone who wants to join my Dangerous Nights crew
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The Luigi Mangione story touches on pretty much every issue I care about:
The barbaric US healthcare system
The two tiered criminal justice system
The expansion of the surveillance state
Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget
Jokes about Italians
The barbaric US healthcare system
The two tiered criminal justice system
The expansion of the surveillance state
Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget
Jokes about Italians
December 18, 2024 at 1:29 AM
The Luigi Mangione story touches on pretty much every issue I care about:
The barbaric US healthcare system
The two tiered criminal justice system
The expansion of the surveillance state
Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget
Jokes about Italians
The barbaric US healthcare system
The two tiered criminal justice system
The expansion of the surveillance state
Cops proving to be completely useless, despite having an infinite budget
Jokes about Italians
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women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
women you better lower your standards or else i’m warning you i will become even more pathetic
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during delivery my newborn son said he was "Going breach mode" and did a sick flip. Much to my wife's Chagrin of course.
December 16, 2024 at 1:10 AM
during delivery my newborn son said he was "Going breach mode" and did a sick flip. Much to my wife's Chagrin of course.
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it has always been a long reaction to the New Deal. from then to now, capital had seen the New Deal as the sin that must be purged so that the rest of us understand our place as grist for their mills
“We are living under FDR’s personal monarchy.”
-Marc Andreessen, quoting Curtis Yarvin, yesterday
-Marc Andreessen, quoting Curtis Yarvin, yesterday
December 15, 2024 at 10:09 PM
it has always been a long reaction to the New Deal. from then to now, capital had seen the New Deal as the sin that must be purged so that the rest of us understand our place as grist for their mills
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meritocracy is when you have recapitulated the jim crow social order
December 15, 2024 at 4:32 PM
meritocracy is when you have recapitulated the jim crow social order
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It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
It's rare you get such a clear illustration of whose lives have value in America and whose don't
The pro-life/pro-murder venn diagram is a near perfect circle
That Daniel Penny and Daniel Perry and Kyle Rittenhouse and George Zimmerman are all walking around free in the most carceral nation in the world is something that demands a reckoning.
December 10, 2024 at 2:25 PM
The pro-life/pro-murder venn diagram is a near perfect circle
RW media has successfully tricked people into believing that anyone who reads books and thinks we should feed poor people is an "elitist", whereas a billionaire fighting to break unions is a hard-scrabble success story you've gotta respect
December 10, 2024 at 1:36 PM
RW media has successfully tricked people into believing that anyone who reads books and thinks we should feed poor people is an "elitist", whereas a billionaire fighting to break unions is a hard-scrabble success story you've gotta respect
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if i was in the Donner party i woulda just starved to death. who cares, it's 1846, being alive sucks ass. why would you eat a guy when there isn't even radios yet
December 7, 2024 at 2:34 AM
if i was in the Donner party i woulda just starved to death. who cares, it's 1846, being alive sucks ass. why would you eat a guy when there isn't even radios yet
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This is really not the point, but man is the shooter an unintentional advertisement for the fastest way to get around is by bike
December 5, 2024 at 6:31 PM
This is really not the point, but man is the shooter an unintentional advertisement for the fastest way to get around is by bike
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A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
December 5, 2024 at 3:01 PM
A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo
In 2019 I was at a tech conference and sat next to this guy at a dinner for a couple hours. He bragged about how he’s never drank and how he was building the first “ethical bank” lmaooo
Newsletter: Celsius’ Alex Mashinsky pleads guilty to fraud, some Tornado Cash sanctions are overturned, and tech billionaires complain about “debanking”.
www.citationneeded.news/issue-71/
www.citationneeded.news/issue-71/
Issue 71 – (Crypto) banks are not your friends
Celsius’ Alex Mashinsky pleads guilty to fraud, some Tornado Cash sanctions are overturned, and tech billionaires complain about “debanking”.
www.citationneeded.news
December 6, 2024 at 12:21 AM
In 2019 I was at a tech conference and sat next to this guy at a dinner for a couple hours. He bragged about how he’s never drank and how he was building the first “ethical bank” lmaooo