Chris LaFortune
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Journalist, lightly used
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I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I’m pretty sure Greg McElroy argued tonight that if you left Bama out, a future team would *refuse to play* in their conference championship game
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
and now I want them to leave Bama out just to see someone try that
What a very interesting day of football.
December 7, 2025 at 5:01 AM
What a very interesting day of football.
Atlantic Chaos Conference winners, Duke
December 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Atlantic Chaos Conference winners, Duke
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I remember someone a few weeks ago talking about how boring it gets to watch Ohio State be so good.
Yeah. Must be a real shame.
Yeah. Must be a real shame.
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I remember someone a few weeks ago talking about how boring it gets to watch Ohio State be so good.
Yeah. Must be a real shame.
Yeah. Must be a real shame.
Can you say it? #1 Indiana football, Big Ten Champs.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Can you say it? #1 Indiana football, Big Ten Champs.
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Herbstreit kept saying Alabama shouldn't be "punished" for a loss. If there's a benefit to playing and potentially winning the game, there also has to be a price for losing. Especially a loss like this.
December 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Herbstreit kept saying Alabama shouldn't be "punished" for a loss. If there's a benefit to playing and potentially winning the game, there also has to be a price for losing. Especially a loss like this.
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It bothers me how much espn uses their playoff % like it’s possible to mathematically quantity a prediction of a committee’s ranking of 12 teams
December 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
It bothers me how much espn uses their playoff % like it’s possible to mathematically quantity a prediction of a committee’s ranking of 12 teams
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Comments are like wow great journalism, TikTok influencer, whose “rabbit hole” consisted of screenshotting someone else’s article
December 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Comments are like wow great journalism, TikTok influencer, whose “rabbit hole” consisted of screenshotting someone else’s article
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EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. military on Sept. 2 to kill all 11 people on a suspected drug-smuggling boat because they were on an internal list of military targets, the commander overseeing the operation told lawmakers, according to multiple sources.
Admiral told lawmakers everyone on alleged drug boat was on a list of military targets
Adm. Frank Bradley said U.S. intelligence had identified the 11 people on the boat and determined the military was authorized to kill them as part of Trump’s campaign against alleged drug-smuggling vessels.
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December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
EXCLUSIVE: Pete Hegseth ordered the U.S. military on Sept. 2 to kill all 11 people on a suspected drug-smuggling boat because they were on an internal list of military targets, the commander overseeing the operation told lawmakers, according to multiple sources.
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congratulations to you, the reader of this bluesky post, on rushing for more yards than the university of alabama crimson tide today
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
congratulations to you, the reader of this bluesky post, on rushing for more yards than the university of alabama crimson tide today
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People should stop losing to bad football teams from Florida if they don't want to miss the playoff
December 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
People should stop losing to bad football teams from Florida if they don't want to miss the playoff
Well, Ohio State decided they wanted to end this one early, I guess.
December 7, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Well, Ohio State decided they wanted to end this one early, I guess.
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This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 7:59 PM
This is like Mr Rogers picking up Mjolnir
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Bama writing "best team in the nation" in 4pt white font at the bottom to fool the automated scanning
December 7, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Bama writing "best team in the nation" in 4pt white font at the bottom to fool the automated scanning
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I would also want to pretend the game didn’t exist if I had -3 rush yards and got my ass handed to me
December 7, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I would also want to pretend the game didn’t exist if I had -3 rush yards and got my ass handed to me
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The year is 2089. The playoff is 78 teams. Greg Sankey III is arguing for Alabama as the 27th SEC team in over 6-6 Fresno State
December 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The year is 2089. The playoff is 78 teams. Greg Sankey III is arguing for Alabama as the 27th SEC team in over 6-6 Fresno State
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“Yes but when you compare top 25 wins” go away, this isn’t even interesting nerd shit
December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
“Yes but when you compare top 25 wins” go away, this isn’t even interesting nerd shit
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If Alabama gets in after this, I just want the CFP to say it's a TV show
December 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If Alabama gets in after this, I just want the CFP to say it's a TV show
This is the best performance Alabama could muster? In a week where they needed to impress people?
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
This is the best performance Alabama could muster? In a week where they needed to impress people?
Is the SEC title game legit on ABC and ESPN? Is there seriously nothing else to put on right now?
December 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Is the SEC title game legit on ABC and ESPN? Is there seriously nothing else to put on right now?
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Trump’s Immigration Forces Deploy “Less Lethal” Weapons in Dangerous Ways, Skirting Rules and Maiming Protesters
Civil rights and weapons experts cite the consequences of federal agents’ use of crowd control weapons: religious leaders shot with pepper balls and noxious chemicals. A nurse nearly blinded by tear…
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December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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WATCH: A nurse nearly blinded by a tear gas canister. Protesters trapped, struggling to breathe.
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
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Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
WATCH: A nurse nearly blinded by a tear gas canister. Protesters trapped, struggling to breathe.
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
Under Trump 2.0, federal agents have routinely countered protesters using crowd control weapons and fired on people in ways that some experts say might be criminal.
With @frontlinepbs.bsky.social
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My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
December 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
My constituent, Wilmer, was mauled by an ICE attack dog despite the fact that, as he has consistently explained, he was not resisting arrest or trying to flee—his wife and young children, all U.S. citizens, were forced to watch helplessly as Wilmer was violently attacked and dragged away.
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Next we're going to slash framerate standards so that we can bring back the Atari 2600.
Sean Duffy on slashing fuel economy standards: "This rule will actually allow you to bring back the 1970s station wagon. Maybe a little wood paneling on the side. We can bring back choice to consumers."
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Next we're going to slash framerate standards so that we can bring back the Atari 2600.