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cubiclegrrl
@cubiclegrrl.bsky.social
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Programmer, Beekeeper, Oenophile, Costuming nerd, History buff, Professional dilletente
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Our newest cat -- as of 2.5 years ago -- sends her best wishes.
A Tuxedo cat lies mostly on her back in a dark brown faux fur plush basket on a blue couch with green plant in the background. The cat has white whiskers, yellow eyes, white bootie-socks, and mostly pink beans. She is twisted around in a position that would break a human's spine; her back feet are in the foreground and one of her front legs is sticking out at an upwards angle. I love her but she is a little weirdo.
November 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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We live in the stupidest timeline, Exhibit Eleventy Billion and five:
Two views of the (very angular) Tesla Cybertruck. Its brushed steel surface has been painted a dark orange. On the door, in black outlined with white are the numbers "01," which is a reference to the car in the 80s TV series "The Dukes of Hazzard." It is, needless to say, ugly as fuck.
September 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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Hahahahahahahahahaha: This is *awesome*.
A white man with grey-white hair and a white shirt is hugging a middle-aged white woman from behind as they stand against a black background. She is wearing a sleevless black top and gold necklaces. The colour of her hair is hard to determine because the lighting bleaches them both. They are looking up with alarmed expressions because they have been caught on the stadium's "kiss-cam," and the man, at least, is married to someone else. The bigger issue was that they worked for the same company. He was the CEO; she is/was the HR Director. And their lives are about to be ruined, at least for their fifteen seconds of notoriety. Below the photograph, in black and red letters on a white backtround are the words, "HR is in bed with your boss. UNIONIZE."
August 5, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Never forgetting this classic:
Screenshot from Twitter. Original post is a selfie of White, blonde, blue-eyed Katie Hopkins. She is in some sort of gun shop (?) and has a yellow target sticker in the middle of her forehead. The tweet verbiage is: "This is how it feels to be a white conservative woman." Below is a reply from "cherry juul pod" (@DISRESPECT): "i actually love this metaphor because it's a fake target and you've put it there yourself."
March 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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John Cleese as "The French Taunter" in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." He stands behind a chest-height stone wall, wearing an egg-shaped helmet open for the face, "chain-mail" neck-armour that extends to a studded leather jerkin. He has metal half-gauntlets over leather gloves. He is bearded and his fake-looking brown moustache curves up in a very silly way. As one would expect.
February 20, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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From Mastodon, originally from @therealflydog
Bottom half is a man in 70s vintage blue jeans, red and black flannel shirt, cowbody boots and a cowboy hat. He is leaning against a brown and cream '70s vintage pickup truck adorned with "F*ck Trudeau" flags. The gruck is pared in the middle of a hayfield, and hay bales are visible in the distance. The headline and subscript reads, "Well, shit...what am I going to base my entire personality on now? Without him, who even am I? In the middle of the top half is the same man, photographed in profile from about the armpits up, sitting in the truck. The smaller-print text is, alas, too long to reproduce in this alt-caption. But you get the idea -- these dickweed are going to need to find someone else to blame for their wilfully pig-ignorant, shitty-ass oppositional defiance disorder.
January 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Welp. There's me never taking anything you publish seriously ever again. Going on the block-list now.
Bugs Bunny drawn on a black background. He is facing left with his ears sweeping toward the top left corner. He is exaggeratedly saying, "No."
December 5, 2024 at 12:38 AM
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This is my personal fave, but I'm stealing the Falco one for a reserve. :~)
On the left is a black-and-white photo of Joan Jett, playing her signature white Melody Maker guitar and singing. On the right, in white lettering on a black background, are the words "I love blockin' trolls."
December 3, 2024 at 3:27 PM
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A screencap from the "WKRP" TV series. Grey equipment/wiring against a grey wall in the background. On an orange couch slouches Howard Hessman in his iconic role of DJ "Doctor Johnny Fever." He is a white man with blonde-ish hair, mustache, and beard-stubble. He wears sunglasses with dark brown lenses, an orange polo-shirt, and a navy blue pair of pants and almost-matching jacket. His left (to us) hand holds a white coffee cup that rests on his leg. He appears to be awake -- barely, giving someone out of frame on our right a skeptical look.
November 14, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Also loved this from earlier in 2024.
A campaign yard sign with a black or very dark blue background. The red inner border is broken by five five-pointed white stars at the top and a white "2024" at the bottom. Inside the border, in large upper-case white letters are the words: CHINGATUMAGA PENDEJO Below, in slightly smaller pale yellow letters are the words "NO MAS NARANJA."
October 28, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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Laughed myself to tears over this earlier today but was immediately chagrined to also realise that, less than a week ago, it would have been speculative shit-posting vs. deeply, darkly hilarious.
Split-screen screen-cap from the 2024.09.10 U.S. Presidential debate. On the left, former President Donald Trump wears a blue suit, white shirt, and red tie (shocker!). On the right, Vice President Kamala Harris wears a black suit and white blouse. He is speaking into the microphone, wearing a peevish expression; she looks left, grinning broadly. Near the bottom, in small green letters, the photo is captioned, "Sie essen die Katzen. Sie essen." Above the photo is the English-language subtitle, "We are never, ever, ever, eating cats together."
September 11, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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Poached from Threads, linked off Jim Wright's Mastodon account.
Black and white photo of Robert Kennedy, Sr. wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and dark tie. His arms are crossed as he looks toward John F. Kennedy, who is similarly attired. JFK's arms are also crossed but he looks toward the camera. In the background is an open French door and some light-coloured foliage, with more trees in the farther background. The photo is captioned by the poster, "jimstevens918: "do you think it's a good idea for jr to be eating the lead paint chips?"
August 21, 2024 at 8:28 PM
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Quoted social media post. Inner post is three photos of a black bear sitting on an abandoned bear, captioned "the couch chose the bear jd vance will never recover from this." The outer quote-post reads, "You a year ago would not understand any of this."
August 21, 2024 at 3:33 PM
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From the hellsite, but I'm imagining Julie Nolke doing a "2025 Me talks to Beginning-of-2024 Me" reprise of her 2020-themed version.
August 12, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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Pretty sure that ship already sailed outta Milwaukee...
July 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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Me to my body, every morning:
July 25, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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If I didn't live in Canada, I'd have a copy of this sign in my yard before you could blink:
A brick and gravel yard (?) where an election sign is posted. The sign reads "ChingaTuMAGA Pendejo No Mas Naranja 2024"
July 23, 2024 at 6:40 PM
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Here is Olivia to tell you that it *will* get better. Her life certainly did.
A tuxedo cat lies...sort of?...on her back with her front legs on one side of her body and her back legs on the other. She is resting on a synthetic fleece on the seat of an office-chair with a towel draped over the back of the chair that prevents her from shedding on its upholstery. She has yellow eyes with an age spot in one.
July 3, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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Goddammit, I thought the jury was supposed to be back from lunch an hour ago.
Almost stick-figure-like drawing of a person wearing a hat, the bottom of their face covered by their shirt. The person is poking the phrase "F5 KEY" with a stick. The image is captioned, "C'mon, do something..."
May 30, 2024 at 7:22 PM
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May 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
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"The Simpsons" meme in 2 frames. Frame #1 has Bart slumped against a pole, captioned "I've lost 53% of my investment in DJT." Frame #2 includes Homer didactically correcting Bart: "You've only lost 52% of your investment in DJT, so far."
April 10, 2024 at 5:50 PM
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Stone. Cold.
March 19, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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Here is Emma in profile to banish any and all ugliness the world may threaten. It is no match for her sleek and slinky prettiness.
A sleek 3kg black cat wearing a baby-blue collar sits next to a blue carrier on the examination table at the vet's. She is Emma and quite possibly the prettiest cat who ever lived.
March 14, 2024 at 1:04 AM
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Screen-shot from original "Alien" movie. Ripley in the foreground, ??? at the back. Captioned, "Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
January 18, 2024 at 10:34 PM
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Juxtaposition on my timeline:
Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) post "Almost every straight woman writer I know has a rule not to date male writers" directly above Andrew Fleichman (@nobodyinteresting.bsky.social) post "Marry a woman who can proofread your shit"
January 16, 2024 at 11:49 PM