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Typo on the decal sheet this is not a drill TYPO ON THE DECAL SHEET
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
November 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Typo on the decal sheet this is not a drill TYPO ON THE DECAL SHEET
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
Can’t get it less blurry than this so for those of you who can’t make it out it says “To boldy go”
The user manual that came with my car is smaller than this.
November 28, 2025 at 7:52 PM
The user manual that came with my car is smaller than this.
This was fun! Now to tackle the big one!
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
This was fun! Now to tackle the big one!
I went to the mall three hours ahead of the opening time for the LEGO store for this. I am tired and hungry but also excited to build
November 28, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I went to the mall three hours ahead of the opening time for the LEGO store for this. I am tired and hungry but also excited to build
So excited to finally get it but man am I annoyed at how carelessly they jammed the instructions and decal sheet into the shuttle craft box
November 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
So excited to finally get it but man am I annoyed at how carelessly they jammed the instructions and decal sheet into the shuttle craft box
I had to end to one of my longest-running relationships today: my wallet. 18 years we were together. It was always there for me. More than 50% of the card pockets are now torn and I lost my debit card because of it. Please respect my privacy in this time of mourning.
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I had to end to one of my longest-running relationships today: my wallet. 18 years we were together. It was always there for me. More than 50% of the card pockets are now torn and I lost my debit card because of it. Please respect my privacy in this time of mourning.
Remember at all? The OJ trial. Remember clearly? The Clinton impeachment.
1. What was the first major news story you remember as a child?
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Remember at all? The OJ trial. Remember clearly? The Clinton impeachment.
I never considered this but now that you’ve brought it up I now realize that it’s basically criminal that they don’t let you hug the dogs
There should be a special VIP pass you could buy for the big dog show that would let you hug all the dogs
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I never considered this but now that you’ve brought it up I now realize that it’s basically criminal that they don’t let you hug the dogs
Talk about accidental symbolism; I felt something stuck in my shoe at work and thought it was just a smooshed French fry or whatever. When it didn’t go away after 5 minutes or so I checked and found this. Only way it could have been better if it was a Gadsden flag
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Talk about accidental symbolism; I felt something stuck in my shoe at work and thought it was just a smooshed French fry or whatever. When it didn’t go away after 5 minutes or so I checked and found this. Only way it could have been better if it was a Gadsden flag
I’m like 99% sure this is somehow a hate crime but I’m going to tag @shinery.bsky.social to tell me for sure
November 26, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I’m like 99% sure this is somehow a hate crime but I’m going to tag @shinery.bsky.social to tell me for sure
Cubs in 2016
November 26, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Cubs in 2016
You had me rooting for you telling the hard truth about apple pie and then you had to go and disparage Key Lime pie and become my enemy for life. Shame.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
You had me rooting for you telling the hard truth about apple pie and then you had to go and disparage Key Lime pie and become my enemy for life. Shame.
Honor Harrington or Animorphs cinematic universe now dammit
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Honor Harrington or Animorphs cinematic universe now dammit
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Every specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
It's raining men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Every specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
November 25, 2025 at 2:56 AM
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Every specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
It's raining men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's raining men! Hallelujah!
It's raining men! Every specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean
My “were the SLAVES mistreated” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt
If you have evidence Jefferson's slaves were abused or mistreated, I'm perfectly willing to review it.
November 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
My “were the SLAVES mistreated” T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt
Simpsons did it
A 25-person startup is developing technology to block the sun and turn down the planet’s thermostat.
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
The stakes are huge — and the company and its critics say regulations need to catch up.
Read more: politi.co/4iaojIc
November 23, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Simpsons did it
Just like when people give their dogs chocolate on their final day; when I’m on my deathbed I’m finally gonna eat one of those silica gel packets.
November 22, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Just like when people give their dogs chocolate on their final day; when I’m on my deathbed I’m finally gonna eat one of those silica gel packets.
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Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab.
Things went sideways real fast.
Things went sideways real fast.
I love that we saw a runabout in like 75% of the episodes of DS9 and yet the only time we saw the conference room
was in TNG. They just really loved table discussions.
was in TNG. They just really loved table discussions.
You know what Deep Space Nine did wrong?
They gave us the dream - a shuttlecraft with its own conference room, and yet we rarely, if ever, saw people having Runabout conferences.
Biggest missed opportunity in Trek.
They gave us the dream - a shuttlecraft with its own conference room, and yet we rarely, if ever, saw people having Runabout conferences.
Biggest missed opportunity in Trek.
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
I love that we saw a runabout in like 75% of the episodes of DS9 and yet the only time we saw the conference room
was in TNG. They just really loved table discussions.
was in TNG. They just really loved table discussions.
A book with two empty skulls on the cover
If you haven't read my book, On the Warpath: My Battles with Indians, Pretendians, and Woke Warriors, make sure to get a copy!
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November 20, 2025 at 6:54 AM
A book with two empty skulls on the cover
Clay Higgins suffering the congressional equivalent of your shithead classmates telling you that it’s a costume party so you’re the only one who shows up dressed like Spider-Man
November 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Clay Higgins suffering the congressional equivalent of your shithead classmates telling you that it’s a costume party so you’re the only one who shows up dressed like Spider-Man
I think it’s clear by now there is no God for the White Sox
Unpopular opinion: Chicago needs to back off the Pope.
For example, he doesn’t need to be read in on “the vision for a new White Sox stadium,” as the email headline I just saw stated.
Let him Pope.
For example, he doesn’t need to be read in on “the vision for a new White Sox stadium,” as the email headline I just saw stated.
Let him Pope.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I think it’s clear by now there is no God for the White Sox
Please stop reminding me that I am single
heating pads that are people sized and shaped for the even distribution of heat and pressure
November 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Please stop reminding me that I am single
I don’t see a punch. I see a Nazi aggressively headbutting an innocent man’s fist
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I don’t see a punch. I see a Nazi aggressively headbutting an innocent man’s fist
I think you mean “Colorado Rockies legend Jamie Moyer”
#HBD Jamie Moyer, born November 18, 1962 in Sellersville, PA. The only person to attend the 1980 Phillies World Series parade as a fan and the 2008 Phillies World Series parade as a player. 25 year big leaguer, freak of nature. 2015 inductee into the Seattle Mariners Hall of Fame.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think you mean “Colorado Rockies legend Jamie Moyer”