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cthomasesq.bsky.social
Slackerdammerüng
@cthomasesq.bsky.social
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World renowned maker of poor choices. Lawyer, photographer, musician. All you fascists bound to lose. He/him/“hey you”
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Found on r/CrappyMusic
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Time to play”Which NYT Oped Will Break My Brain Today?”
Screenshot of three NYT headlines: The first reads Here’s What Trump Should Actually Do For Fertility by Ruxandra Teslo The second is A Crown Prince With a New Set of Priorities by Michael Ratney next to an image of Crown Prince Muhammad bin Saud of Saudi Arabia. The third is A Conservative Vision for America After Trump by Sarah Isgur and David Leonhardt
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Post a perfect album from 1989, a perfect music year.
October 29, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Next up on the 2025 Disaster Bingo Card:

Escape diseased research monkey.
Screenshot of an alert from the Citizen app: “Disease Monkey at Large” “The monkey is among several that escaped after a semi-truck crash in Mississippi while en route to a testing facility.”
October 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Screenshot of a Snapchat: image is a muscular Black man in sunglasses in a hardware store while people in the background shop. He wears a sleeveless muscle shirt that reads “I would dropkick a child for a Costco hotdog.” In text laid over the image is the remark “This is the greatest shirt I’ve ever seen in my life.”
October 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Especially mayo.
Picture of a middle aged man — me, so especially handsome if I do say so myself. Okay not handsome, and kinda grumpy if I’m honest. Anyway. I am at a No Kings protest holding a sign that reads FUCK in red letters at the top. Below it it reads: Trump ☑️ ICE ☑️ Dallas ☑️ Hoagies with mayo ☑️
October 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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The founders of antifa
A black and white photo of anti-fascist soldiers marching during the Spanish Civil War
October 8, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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My Facebook algo is completely out of pocket!
Screenshot of an ad for something called Say Mamma Mia. Large text says “Have you been sinning?” An image of the Pope (seriously) with his back to the camera looking out over the Mediterranean. In a thought bubble is an image of Mamma Mia branded communion wafers. At the bottom is text that says “Absolve your sins with infused communion wafers “ Screenshot of a Facebook reel. Image of a badly drawn person in front of a calendar with a 14. At the top in casual, handwriting style typography it says “give me 14 days and you’ll never jerk off again” Seriously.
September 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Is it vegan?
Photo of a sign taken from my car. Sign is outside Papou’s Pizza Pub. Sign says “Our soup of the day is bong water”
September 29, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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This is an unusually direct headline for the Times.
Screenshot of an NYT article. Headline is “Trump Igbores Science by Linking Autism to Vaccines and a Common Painkiller”. Sub head reads “President Trump gave direct and unproven medical advice contradicting decades of research about vaccines and the use of acetaminophen in pregnancy and infancy.” Image is of Trump at the podium, surrounded by RFK, Dr. Oz, and a woman I do not recognize.
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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James Woods, you fetid ass pimple…
Screenshot of tweet by James Woods. Text reads But who will pick our crops?” Image is of Jimmy Kimmel in a field harvesting cabbages.
September 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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James Woods, you fetid ass pimple…
Screenshot of tweet by James Woods. Text reads But who will pick our crops?” Image is of Jimmy Kimmel in a field harvesting cabbages.
September 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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No new pictures, were you at mentally?
A parody of a breakfast cereal box, cereal is called Übermensch Frosted Flakes, a cartoon of Nietzsche holds a bowl or cereal and a word balloon says “Gaze into the milky abyss!”
September 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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The fuck we do.
Screenshot of the headline of a NYT editorial. “America Mourns Charlie Kirk”
September 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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Saquon has been bestowed Philly’s highest honor: a signature hoagie at Wawa.
September 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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I shouldn’t kinkshame, but that’s more of a guideline than a firm rule.
Screenshot or Reddit comment thread u/iampic420 says “It’s a porn genre of trans women fucking pumpkins.” u/strangeapple replies “What a terrible day to be able to read.”
August 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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My car hit the odometer reading of the beast!
Photo of my gauge cluster, odometer reading 66666
August 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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August 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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PART 1: Cracker Barrel has a new logo.

PART 2: MAGA thinks it’s woke.
The new Cracker Barrel logo, brown text on a mustard yellow six sided badge. A tweet from @ByronDonalds: In college, I worked at Cracker Barrel in Tallahassee. Even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants a fixture of American culture. no one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to make Cracker Barrel great again. The tweet concludes with an American flag emoji.
August 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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PART 1: Cracker Barrel has a new logo.

PART 2: MAGA thinks it’s woke.
The new Cracker Barrel logo, brown text on a mustard yellow six sided badge. A tweet from @ByronDonalds: In college, I worked at Cracker Barrel in Tallahassee. Even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants a fixture of American culture. no one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to make Cracker Barrel great again. The tweet concludes with an American flag emoji.
August 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I use AI to hack my ADHD brain. But also for this stuff, because my brain is full of jokes I lack the art skills to make real.
Nietzsche as a cereal mascot with a huge bowl of Übermensch Frosted Flakes, slogan is “Gaze into the milky abyss!” Cartoon Camus with googly eyes and cigarette in his mouth holding a bowl of Kamus Krispies, slogan is “Absurdly Crunchy!” Cartoon Rene Descartes give a thumbs up with a bowl of Descartes Crunch, slogan is “Cogito, ergo yum!” Cartoon Soren Kierkegaard with a huge bowl of Kierkegaard Berry Crunch, slogan is “Fortified with vitamins, SUBJECTIVITY IS TRUTH!”
July 15, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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Yes it’s AI. Yes, it’s derivative. DFAF Gritty is awesome.
A parody of the famous image of Che Guevara, with Gritty as Che. Text reads “¡Viva la Gritty!’
July 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Currently on my Facebook feed, a sponsored ad for gender affirming care for douchbags.
Screenshot of a FB ad. MAXIMUS. If you suffer from low energy and weak… [preview text cuts off] Image: A tangerine being crushed in a hand. Image text over it reads “YOUR BALLS ON INJECTIBLE TRT.”
April 28, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Facebook marketplace finds
Screenshot of a FB marketplace ad for two mannequins, priced at $1000 (reduced from three) Text of the ad: Did I take it too far when I put Todd and Fabian outside my wife’s shower? Maybe. I thought it was hilarious but my old lady’s heart had enough of my hilarity. So she says “either these creepy bastards go or you go!” After a few weeks considering her offer, I concluded that I enjoy her cooking more than I like sleeping in my car. Todd and Fabian come with a relatively unblemished criminal record, and all working parts as one would expect from a department store mannequin. Full disclosure: Dabian is due in court after the holidays to defend an invasion of privacy charge. It really shouldn’t be a problem because he was wearing Todd’s arms. His lawyer is slick as snot so don’t let that deter you from torturing your friends and neighbors. I’ve got a ton of money invested in these guys. Worth every penny 🤗
April 23, 2025 at 2:20 PM