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ctf-meister.bsky.social
Meister of Weird Written Porn
@ctf-meister.bsky.social
I just like writing weird Fire Emblem Porn. AND I HATE CENSORSHIP
Ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/users/CTFMeister/profile
FA: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/ctfmeister
Discord: http://discord.gg/AEAW3KW9eH
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had an urge
November 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bull-taur mercedes breeding Male!Soleil cheetah-taur until he's pregnant I mean like this is the dream, this is what mankind should aspire to
Art by @lykostherium.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Posting an old comm of Male!Soleil as a cheetah taur because why not
Art done by @lykostherium.bsky.social
November 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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"Needing to be prepped for combat, one has to make sure that they are fitted routinely. But having one too many tea dates will pack on over time. The summoner doesn't seem to mind though."

Decided to share a Soleil since only ever posted on twitter. Art was done by the great kurocazenosora
October 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Quest Complete!
Eshe has defeated the mad warrior she was sent to deal with.
(And due to unknown cause, has unknowingly walked away mostly as said warrior.)
October 13, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Couldn't find these here, Ryn's grandma Su-jin.
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
haha what if ceres fauna brought you into her garden and fed you her seed until you turned into a stacked futa fauna like her? wouldnt that be funny??

Garden of Growing Saplings is now out!
⬇️Links below⬇️
October 18, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Fic Commissions open for one week! Send your commission concept to this google form and I might take it!
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
October 2, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Centaur Lyn simple style commission for @froginata.com 🫶

#FireEmblem #FEHeroes #frogcomms
September 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Germaine is a horny little gooner who's absolutely in love with Eshe, Franktonius's OC. He wants nothing more than to get closer to his beloved Amazonian African Queen... what he doesn't notice is that he gets that wish... in a way.

A collab with the amazing @franktonius.bsky.social
September 30, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Alright, now that the roulette stories have finally come to an end, you can now enjoy them all in one, single place!

Patreon: www.patreon.com/posts/139959...
AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/695943...
FA: www.furaffinity.net/view/62443451
September 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
and here it is, the last one of the bunch. Ending with a bang!
archiveofourown.org/works/695943...
September 27, 2025 at 8:18 PM
almost done! Today, we tackle a never before series on the ctfmeister verse
archiveofourown.org/works/695943...
September 24, 2025 at 3:58 PM
September 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
more ctf meister fiction on your feed would you believe it?
archiveofourown.org/works/695943...
September 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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payment processors are assaulting people on so many fronts right now, harming many creators so much more than me, and threatening to shut down more every day.

remember that the fight is ongoing, and if you can, call your reps, badger the payment processors.

stop-paypros.neocities.org
Stop payment processors from censoring games!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
September 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
warning, it's (probably) not the saber youre thinking of lol
archiveofourown.org/works/695943...
September 13, 2025 at 8:17 AM
two demon doggies have fun with fan mail!

archiveofourown.org/works/695943...
September 11, 2025 at 10:03 AM
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Think its stupid that VISA and Mastercard think something as innocent as Cat Ear accessories are a bannable offense?

Then heres something you can do about it. Complain to visa and MC, call your representatives.

Advocate for porn, whole heartedly.
September 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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‼️Stop Payment Processors enacting censorship, SHARE THESE, I know you can bump those numbers up!

Canada has only 7.5k signatures: ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
UK has only 5k signatures: petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Australia (has only 4k signatures): www.aph.gov.au/e-petitions/...
September 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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I simply cannot stress it enough.

You cannot sit this out.

They are coming for EVERYTHING. No media, no creators are safe under these policies. They want us poor, they want us criminalized, they want us disenfranchised.

Call paypros. Call your reps. Do SOMETHING.
Woke up to quite the update on this. I had been in contact with Payment Cloud about getting their service and they waited until now to hit me with the image below. Again, stringing me along instead of being upfront. They had seen my website multiple times before this.
September 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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Don't get complacent just because Canada, Australia, and the UK has petitions going around right now (look at my feed for the link) we in the US need to do our part and keep the pressure on them and our own reps both to kill the bills currently in Congress we can do it! #SaveSpeech
September 8, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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They're actively targeting creators who call in & banning them, making it even more important to call if you're a customer & not a creator

Tell them they shouldn't be dictating how you get to spend the money you put your blood, sweat, and tears into earning
CALL STRIPE
CALL PAYPAL
CALL MASTERCARD
CALL VISA

DO NOT. STOP. CALLING!
#rocktheboat

stop-paypros.neocities.org
August 30, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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ATTENTION BRITAIN! 🇬🇧

The UK now has a petition to STOP CENSORSHIP by MasterCard and VISA of legal products!

This joins the Australian and Canadian petitions that are gaining momentum. Come on, let's get these signed! And spread the word!

The UK petition: petition.parliament.uk/signatures/1...
September 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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Camilla loves her family. When Forrest joined the group she couldn't resist doting on her adorable nephew~ Well perhaps this auntie's affection got a bit intense given the end result~ I'm sure everything will be fine though~
September 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM