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Nico
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Unsure what I am doing. Prepare for nothing.
No one would put a cop under investigation into the operators job because he probably couldn’t response to a damn dispatch call if his life depended on it.
December 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Data? Data.
November 18, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Macheticine for all?
November 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Is complex nudity when one uses chest hair to signal for planes?
October 6, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Fantastic, my next ‘I’m listening to this at work and not going to explain it to coworkers when they walk by’ episodes! Not with Shades tho, would have had to explain that one.
October 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
The extended Guyverse?!?!
October 4, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Did you see these too?
October 3, 2025 at 10:18 PM
???
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Idk I don’t see comedians live generally, and my social media is this and tiktok. I also just kind of assume people suck.
October 1, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Because most of us don’t see lists of comedians who are performing for Israel? Although tbh, I actually only actively watched two of those listed. And those hurt a little.
September 30, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I’m racking my brain and I can’t see this as an insult, compliment, or just passing comment. Why, Bret?
September 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I survived the chili. Pinto did not.
September 8, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Is it the AI autofill?
September 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I wish I could go back in time and not have read that…
August 8, 2025 at 3:31 PM