Cassie Ulph
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Cassie Ulph
@crulph.bsky.social
Erstwhile lots of things, current digital humanist, knows some stuff about the 18th century. Specialist subjects include Neighbours c. 1998-2007 and primary school classmates' birthdays | in UK: no DMs
October 31, 2025 at 11:44 PM
A bold choice, commissioning Philip Larkin for your bedtime story book
October 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
My oldest child is 14 years young today! She came to us as a bouncy not-quite-7-year-old and remains a knockout, if a bit creaky. Happy Birthday Dogface! 🎈
October 11, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Goethe got got!
September 18, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Conferencing mum-style at #LKFS2025
June 27, 2025 at 8:41 AM
The dog maintains that she is not technically on the baby's mat if her bum isn't on the baby's mat
June 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
We did it! Two days of conference and minimal meltdowns. Audrey was fine too #IIIF #ConferenceBaby
June 4, 2025 at 4:12 PM
The middle of the greyhound bsky/glam bsky venn diagram is a sweet spot 🐶 📜

*Here's* a good tike
Of which there are few like
June 2, 2025 at 3:12 PM
We are on holiday and so is the dog. She has a whole other crew at her dog sitter's local park and it's like the cast of Lady and the Tramp
May 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I may be on leave but Ellie still has to attend meetings
May 8, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Sun safety is no joke
April 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
David has opened the back door and allowed a BREEZE into the house and this is UNACCEPTABLE
March 29, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Long time Dogface aficionados may be wondering how the child's hairy big sister is getting on. Happy to report she remains a stinky knockout.
March 8, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Child is meeting all the most important pals
March 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Never not thinking of this Edward Steed cartoon
February 14, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In the spirit of celebrating small achievements, my four-day-old daughter has been asleep NOT ON ONE OF HER PARENTS for almost an hour for the first time in her short life and this may be What I Am Remembered For.
January 23, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Bodhi was the only survivor of my Point Break-themed birthday cake a couple of years ago (Utah and Pappas went MIA, presumed nabbed by other pubgoers). This Christmas brought him some new pals, in the ultimate crossover.
January 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Father Christmas reads my posts 🎁
December 25, 2024 at 1:19 PM
Remember when Maisie decided Ellie was Bed...
December 14, 2024 at 3:44 PM
Nephew dog is the only person in this family not cheating at Uno, he has bigger fish to fry (the squirrels have been getting above themselves)
December 7, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Pyjama weather round our way
November 23, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Ellie has considered and rejected your suggestion of getting out of bed
November 21, 2024 at 1:07 PM
It's like Spotify realised I was 11 hours into a 12 hour journey and knew exactly what to do
November 17, 2024 at 9:18 PM
Made it to Frankfurt! My friend and I are checked in to our twin room and it seems like the hotel staff simply ain't buying our "friends and room mates" cover story
November 16, 2024 at 3:11 PM
I made it to Marburg! Which is very pretty, if anyone is interested
November 14, 2024 at 12:45 PM