@crotchetycarl.bsky.social
Business owner - love to cook, eat and drink wine. Sarcastic, bordering on crude. I’ll probably say something that will make you unfollow me. Connecticut
Probably the same people who would not wear masks during Covid
November 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Probably the same people who would not wear masks during Covid
The difference in energy level in these two photos is exactly why I drag myself to the gym daily.
November 12, 2025 at 10:53 AM
The difference in energy level in these two photos is exactly why I drag myself to the gym daily.
Imagine engaging in a strenuous activity and then just laying there😜
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Imagine engaging in a strenuous activity and then just laying there😜
It’s a murse!
November 12, 2025 at 3:03 AM
It’s a murse!
You heard me
a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
You heard me
Typical.
There’s never an exercise ball around when you need one
There’s never an exercise ball around when you need one
November 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Typical.
There’s never an exercise ball around when you need one
There’s never an exercise ball around when you need one
Woof, and it’s still working 🔥🔥🔥
November 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Woof, and it’s still working 🔥🔥🔥
Me after seeing this post:
a cartoon of a woman talking to a green man with the words get the doctor on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of a woman talking to a green man with the words get the doctor on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Me after seeing this post:
People thought the shutdown was bad, just wait.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
People thought the shutdown was bad, just wait.
OMG I just got off a Zoom call and I was so happy to read this.
November 10, 2025 at 3:45 PM
OMG I just got off a Zoom call and I was so happy to read this.
Yes, that’s a violation.
November 10, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Yes, that’s a violation.
Your shoulders?
But I made you a nice big bowl of pasta
But I made you a nice big bowl of pasta
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Your shoulders?
But I made you a nice big bowl of pasta
But I made you a nice big bowl of pasta
Plate it up and your Pasta alla Carcerata is done!
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Plate it up and your Pasta alla Carcerata is done!
Mix everything together and let it simmer for a minute
November 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mix everything together and let it simmer for a minute
Let’s add our pasta to the sauce and then some cheese and parsley
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Let’s add our pasta to the sauce and then some cheese and parsley
We can pick up our wine
November 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
We can pick up our wine
Let’s throw in our pasta as our sauce simmers
November 9, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Let’s throw in our pasta as our sauce simmers
And then we add some cream and then some parsley
November 9, 2025 at 11:11 PM
And then we add some cream and then some parsley