Crooked Reviews
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Cannibal steamer trunk. Pro BIPOC, pro Roe, pro choice, pro LGBTQ+, anti Orange Florida Man. Kraken fan. Seahawks fan. Rockies & Buffs fan. There will be sports posting.
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UPDATE: On northbound I-5 at Olive Way (MP 166), the collision is now blocking both the right lane and the off-ramp to Olive Way.
Emergency responders are on the scene.
Plan travel accordingly and consider seeking an alternative route.
Emergency responders are on the scene.
Plan travel accordingly and consider seeking an alternative route.
December 9, 2025 at 8:41 PM
UPDATE: On northbound I-5 at Olive Way (MP 166), the collision is now blocking both the right lane and the off-ramp to Olive Way.
Emergency responders are on the scene.
Plan travel accordingly and consider seeking an alternative route.
Emergency responders are on the scene.
Plan travel accordingly and consider seeking an alternative route.
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RFK reading the news and grabbing utensils and a plastic container of Mrs. Dash while he bolts out of the room: ARE THEY STILL THERE DID SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY TAKE THEM
"The Ohio Department of Agriculture says two of the 72 black vulture carcasses cleaned up from a Clermont County elementary school’s campus tested presumptive positive for bird flu."
Bird flu found in 2 dead vultures at Cincinnati-area school
Ohio Department of Agriculture confirms bird flu in dead vultures found at Clermont County school. Ohio wildlife officials initially refused to help.
www.wishtv.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
RFK reading the news and grabbing utensils and a plastic container of Mrs. Dash while he bolts out of the room: ARE THEY STILL THERE DID SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY TAKE THEM
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5 of his 14 kids joined marching band this year and they've been practicing non stop
NEWS: The Colts and Philip Rivers have agreed to a contract after he worked out Monday night, per source. The 44-year-old is back on the Indy practice squad, five seasons after his last NFL action.
December 9, 2025 at 6:01 PM
5 of his 14 kids joined marching band this year and they've been practicing non stop
Guess what - people have been raising newborns without GPT for literally tens of thousands of years. Millions, even, depending on how far back evolutionarily you want to go. Pretty sure this person should not be in charge of a child. Also - why is Jimmy Fallon still on the air? He's an idiot.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Guess what - people have been raising newborns without GPT for literally tens of thousands of years. Millions, even, depending on how far back evolutionarily you want to go. Pretty sure this person should not be in charge of a child. Also - why is Jimmy Fallon still on the air? He's an idiot.
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OMG WTF MID OFF
December 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
OMG WTF MID OFF
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1-1 #SeaKraken power play goal!
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 AM
1-1 #SeaKraken power play goal!
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
Faceoff win leads to double seam passes setting up Eberle net front
A point for Stephenson as a treat in his 600th NHL game
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Mmmm, Santa juice
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Mmmm, Santa juice
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Vince Dunn hits Mats Zuccarello and everyone loses their minds. A brouhaha ensues, they review this for a major penalty. Vince gets two minutes for roughing, but Danila Yurov gets two roughing penalties, so it's the #SeaKraken who go on the power play.
December 9, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Vince Dunn hits Mats Zuccarello and everyone loses their minds. A brouhaha ensues, they review this for a major penalty. Vince gets two minutes for roughing, but Danila Yurov gets two roughing penalties, so it's the #SeaKraken who go on the power play.
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Just walk out! You can leave!
tonight while recording a guest spot on a podcast i experienced an unacceptable level of disrespect from one of the hosts. so i decided to do what felt right for me and i left. i didn’t need to stick around to show i’m “tough” or “thick skinned.” i reminded myself that no one is owed my time.
December 9, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Just walk out! You can leave!
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The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
December 9, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The best way I can summarize that half of football is I take notes while watching the game and about ten minutes ago I just started drawing a picture of Santa
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Everything is getting stupider
December 9, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Everything is getting stupider
What the fuck is going on with this game? Both on the field and in the booth.
Absolutely no one:
Troy Aikman: Oronde Gadsden had a pet monkey
Troy Aikman: Oronde Gadsden had a pet monkey
December 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
What the fuck is going on with this game? Both on the field and in the booth.
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me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
December 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight
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"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
December 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"What I remember most about his dad is that he had a pet monkey he used to bring to the locker room on a lot of occasions" is a WILD story to just drop and leave.
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In the Dutch tulip fields, Monet was astonished by the colors.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
December 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
In the Dutch tulip fields, Monet was astonished by the colors.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
“I could never have believed that such colours existed,” he said in admiration.
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Glad I was able to grab a Horse burger at homecoming this last year.
This sucks.
This sucks.
December 8, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Glad I was able to grab a Horse burger at homecoming this last year.
This sucks.
This sucks.