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Alan Dye was a package designer who fell up to lead design at Apple. He proceeded to make all their OSs *worse* in so many ways. Now he's falling upward again… and right out of Apple. I hope this is a good sign for the future.
December 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Alan Dye was a package designer who fell up to lead design at Apple. He proceeded to make all their OSs *worse* in so many ways. Now he's falling upward again… and right out of Apple. I hope this is a good sign for the future.
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December 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Hey. Hey Sheon Han. Go fuck yourself. Ruby is small and precious, leave it alone. www.wired.com/story/ruby-is-n...
Ruby Is Not a Serious Programming Language
Ruby survives on affection, not utility. Let's move on.
www.wired.com
December 4, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Hey. Hey Sheon Han. Go fuck yourself. Ruby is small and precious, leave it alone. www.wired.com/story/ruby-is-n...
"Oh don't worry, kids love me!"
<begins worrying. this is not a thing people that kids love say>
<begins worrying. this is not a thing people that kids love say>
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Oh don't worry, kids love me!"
<begins worrying. this is not a thing people that kids love say>
<begins worrying. this is not a thing people that kids love say>
- we cooked
- we're cooked
...are opposites?
I feel old.
- we're cooked
...are opposites?
I feel old.
December 6, 2025 at 6:31 PM
- we cooked
- we're cooked
...are opposites?
I feel old.
- we're cooked
...are opposites?
I feel old.
Do posts even post anymore?
November 26, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Do posts even post anymore?
We test, so you don' thave to.
October 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
We test, so you don' thave to.
Here's another test, for it hath become test time once more.
October 30, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Here's another test, for it hath become test time once more.
It just turned test o'clock.
October 30, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It just turned test o'clock.
All this progress with open weight Chinese LLMs makes me wonder how likely it'll be that I'm buying a Mac Studio at some point.
October 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
All this progress with open weight Chinese LLMs makes me wonder how likely it'll be that I'm buying a Mac Studio at some point.
It's time for another test. Let's test now.
October 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
It's time for another test. Let's test now.
Can things really work on this Christian Minecraft server?
October 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Can things really work on this Christian Minecraft server?
We're gonna try another post here. Stand by.
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
We're gonna try another post here. Stand by.
Stop, it is Hammer Time.
October 20, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Stop, it is Hammer Time.
This is the first time i'll be testing cross-post detection in Indigo! Wish me luck, for it will almost certainly fail.
October 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is the first time i'll be testing cross-post detection in Indigo! Wish me luck, for it will almost certainly fail.
They say that you can't continue threads in Croissant.
October 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
They say that you can't continue threads in Croissant.
Sod! Now I want it to rain for two weeks. Thanks.
October 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Sod! Now I want it to rain for two weeks. Thanks.
That ditch is gonna make bits flow.
October 18, 2025 at 12:36 AM
That ditch is gonna make bits flow.
Better late than never.
September 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Better late than never.