Croc
crocodoc.bsky.social
Croc
@crocodoc.bsky.social
ΘΔ | They/It | Proudly Nonbinary | Dice Weirdo At Large | 🔞 Occasional Erotica Writer
Not sure how to get around the alt text character limit so text is split across both images. Apologies.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
"Already called the others, too."
I chew it over.
Ah, what the hell?
"I'll be good in 72 hours."
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
"But we get to keep whatever we take. And whoever we hit has to play dead until The Banks say recession's over."
"And what's stopping the lawyer from taking it?"
"Threat of a 4 star review."
Gig work was not so distant a memory as I'd hoped. Not nearly.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
That got my attention enough to push the virtual kobold off my dick. "Go on."
"War-Lawyers hire us with funny money, lease us out to do 'kinetically backed merger negotiations and exigent repossessions'," more quotes, "and then we get fired for being contractors!"
That kobold's looking good again.
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
I raise a finger, "The version of me with hazel eyes did."
"Right, right." Peil mimes rolling *'s eyes with *'s topmost arm. Never did get the cli-re thing. "You in or what?"
"What would we even be doing?"
"Shockball with no range limit."
November 6, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Reposted by Croc
Can't forget this one, either~
October 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM