Malte Wendt
@crocodilegambit.bsky.social
pretentious video essays on video games, very original
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
https://www.youtube.com/@crocodilegambit
Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Now that a self-proclaimed "democratic socialist" has won the NY mayoral race (and I couldn't be happier about that) and after I'd read a CNN article about other "moderate" Democrats winning, I made this little table to help translate between the American and European political spectrum.
Mamdani quoting Andrew Cuomo's father during his victory speech over him
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Mamdani quoting Andrew Cuomo's father during his victory speech over him
Installing anti-weed fabric in the middle of fall be like
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Installing anti-weed fabric in the middle of fall be like
"Vonna vin somesing unwheel?"
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
"Vonna vin somesing unwheel?"
After 1100h of Skyrim, I finally finished the main quest.
October 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
After 1100h of Skyrim, I finally finished the main quest.
This reads like post-credit camp horror film sequel bait: Now with even more genocide support!
October 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This reads like post-credit camp horror film sequel bait: Now with even more genocide support!
The wonders of ChatGPT's life advice! It may tell you to move to France, it may tell you to kill yourself, who knows! Just tell it everything about yourself and don't worry about where the data goes! Just... don't worry about it. Write up all of your thoughts, paste them in there and press Enter.
October 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The wonders of ChatGPT's life advice! It may tell you to move to France, it may tell you to kill yourself, who knows! Just tell it everything about yourself and don't worry about where the data goes! Just... don't worry about it. Write up all of your thoughts, paste them in there and press Enter.
The whole Platner SS-tattoo thing is a mess, and at best, Platner is severely uninformed on fascism, the ideology he claims (and I believe he believes himself) to be fighting, but what actually worries me is this paragraph from the Guardian article.
October 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The whole Platner SS-tattoo thing is a mess, and at best, Platner is severely uninformed on fascism, the ideology he claims (and I believe he believes himself) to be fighting, but what actually worries me is this paragraph from the Guardian article.
Brain just avoided an embarrassing end to a Skyrim trap by triggering a distant memory from Ster's videos. I think I may have watched him a bit too much.
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Brain just avoided an embarrassing end to a Skyrim trap by triggering a distant memory from Ster's videos. I think I may have watched him a bit too much.
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
youtu.be/wmvHtkK2i5U?...
Are they for real? They aren't serious, are they? Guys, we all know you broke it every day since it was enacted. You killed journalists and children.
October 19, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Are they for real? They aren't serious, are they? Guys, we all know you broke it every day since it was enacted. You killed journalists and children.
Thanks Youtube, I really needed you to burn a rainforest so you can simplify this intellectual behemoth of a video down to where my tiny mind can comprehend what I'm in for.
October 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Thanks Youtube, I really needed you to burn a rainforest so you can simplify this intellectual behemoth of a video down to where my tiny mind can comprehend what I'm in for.
Thanks to the EU's consumer protection laws, our Windows 10 extended security registration is free for a year and I just wanted to point that out. Regulation works.
October 17, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Thanks to the EU's consumer protection laws, our Windows 10 extended security registration is free for a year and I just wanted to point that out. Regulation works.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
October 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
www.bbc.com/news/article...
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
This is who they gave the Nobel Peace Prize to.
Was just perusing older files and came across some that me and @coffeeandkismet.bsky.social sent each other back when we were living and working in different countries. Gave me a chuckle. British weather truly is something else.
October 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Was just perusing older files and came across some that me and @coffeeandkismet.bsky.social sent each other back when we were living and working in different countries. Gave me a chuckle. British weather truly is something else.
I just realized that from the top of "Sundered Towers" you can see Solitude, Whiterun, and even the College of Winterhold, all in one 90 fov shot. #Skyrim
October 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I just realized that from the top of "Sundered Towers" you can see Solitude, Whiterun, and even the College of Winterhold, all in one 90 fov shot. #Skyrim
When you arrive, nervously look around the room and lock eyes with this guy.
September 26, 2025 at 7:49 AM
When you arrive, nervously look around the room and lock eyes with this guy.
Tagesschau claims train sabotage may be down to leftist extremists who, according to the constitutional court, consider Deutsche Bahn the "largest logistics company of the capitalist profit-based economy". Right. Leftists famously hate state-owned public transport. Is this the RAF-scare 70s?
September 26, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Tagesschau claims train sabotage may be down to leftist extremists who, according to the constitutional court, consider Deutsche Bahn the "largest logistics company of the capitalist profit-based economy". Right. Leftists famously hate state-owned public transport. Is this the RAF-scare 70s?
A wide range of real-time reactions on our Discord group chat:
September 11, 2025 at 9:27 AM
A wide range of real-time reactions on our Discord group chat:
Bild coming in clutch with a tutorial on how to know if your phone managed to receive the nation-wide test emergency alarm today. No worries, Bild, I will know. So will our cats and dogs.
September 11, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Bild coming in clutch with a tutorial on how to know if your phone managed to receive the nation-wide test emergency alarm today. No worries, Bild, I will know. So will our cats and dogs.
Say hello to our new sheep: Gramsci, Marx, Engels, and Guevara, seen here grazing the greens of production.
September 9, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Say hello to our new sheep: Gramsci, Marx, Engels, and Guevara, seen here grazing the greens of production.
@coffeeandkismet.bsky.social found this little fella in our dog's water bowl. Baby slow worm.
September 5, 2025 at 6:12 AM
@coffeeandkismet.bsky.social found this little fella in our dog's water bowl. Baby slow worm.
See, it's one thing when some AI slop website scans the script of my video, just to spit out an article that says the same with different words. It's another when youtube itself shoves in my face how it fed the entire video to an LLM by offering me answers to comments that only work in context.
August 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
See, it's one thing when some AI slop website scans the script of my video, just to spit out an article that says the same with different words. It's another when youtube itself shoves in my face how it fed the entire video to an LLM by offering me answers to comments that only work in context.
We took a trip to the blooming Lüneburg Heath today.
August 24, 2025 at 4:32 PM
We took a trip to the blooming Lüneburg Heath today.
my fantastic four
July 21, 2025 at 11:03 PM
my fantastic four