I think a remake of the Warriors where the gangs are all different stans would make a lot of money

My dear friend Stephanie's 26-year-old son, Jaden, was recently shot and killed in Atlanta. He leaves behind a fiancee and 4-year-old daughter—"his whole world," as Stephanie put it.

Stephanie has created a fundraiser to help cover rent and bills as they face the unimaginable. Any amount helps.

Today I saw a man pulled over on the shoulder of 75 with the driver’s side door open and him laying *under* it fiddling with something with his toes dangling into the right lane. He won the dgaf war hands down.

Ever since I learned how to pronounce Loewe I stopped being able to pronounce Lowe’s.

nothing beats the anxiety of having to bring the trash cans back in the freezing snow.

Israel has killed at least 73 Palestinians in Gaza since the ceasefire announcement.

My mom sent me two giant mugs for Xmas and I know I’m washed bc I thought “finally I can travel with soup!”

My homie said that he told a group of people that he “worked in innovation” and I can’t stop thinking about what an absolutely unhinged thing that is to say.

Unanimous goldmine

I’ve been engaging in what I call Saturday morning cinema and this week it’s Neptune Frost.

If you really want to ruin Thanksgiving, turn on the Substance during dinner

I was on FaceTime with my brother and in a deeply teenage move my niece FT’ed me from her phone on the other side of the house.

My new tradition is making duck for thanksgiving instead of turkey. It’s very chic.

The first thing I did today was watch Conclave

Daylight savings time is still beating my ass and making me wake up at 5:30 on weekends

I saw a post on Twitter with advice about moving to this site and it said to copy ten tweets so ppl don’t think you’re a bot.

I posted one and gave up. It’s me, just take my word for it.

Yes, I’m a queer elder*

*saw Spice World in theaters