Cristi Proistosescu
@cristiproist.bsky.social
Assistant Professor - School of Earth Sciences @ Illinois
So cool to watch today’s most important ball game live!
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
So cool to watch today’s most important ball game live!
In Earth Science (or at least in cimate/atmos/ocean) there is no particular significance to last author. The senior author (PI) is often second author, but just as often will be in the middle of the list.
Google Scholar has introduced a 'Sh-index' metric that scores papers higher if you are first or last author. Apart from the fact metrics are generally bad, this one explicitly punishes PIs who often collaborate, publishing with 2 or 3 equal PIs at the end of the list.
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
www.nature.com/articles/d41...
Google Scholar tool gives extra credit to first and last authors
Researchers welcome the initiative, but say it doesn’t go far enough to capture the nuance of researcher productivity and impact.
www.nature.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:00 PM
In Earth Science (or at least in cimate/atmos/ocean) there is no particular significance to last author. The senior author (PI) is often second author, but just as often will be in the middle of the list.
Chemistry is really not my strong point, but, generally speaking, if you have a source of particles how can they neither accumulate nor interact (i.e. be inert)?
The source of funding here covered in reporting of Stardust's public press release pretty much guarantees this project will end up somewhere between 'ineffective' and 'harmful', in the same way anxious and impatient silicon valley VC has hurt carbon removal
Global cooling startup raises $60M to test sun-reflecting technology
The fundraising haul marks strong enthusiasm for experiments aimed at lowering temperatures, said the company. But it also raises questions about commercializing technologies with potentially damaging...
www.politico.com
October 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Chemistry is really not my strong point, but, generally speaking, if you have a source of particles how can they neither accumulate nor interact (i.e. be inert)?
Like, I get it how evolution and natural selection worked to select for humans whose brains cannot just tune out their kids’ screaming.
All i’m saying is that once you introduce the interstate highway system you run the risk of starting to naturally select in the other direction.
All i’m saying is that once you introduce the interstate highway system you run the risk of starting to naturally select in the other direction.
Darn. Was really hoping Coursera had a class on
“Making good snap decision with two kids screaming in your ears”
“Making good snap decision with two kids screaming in your ears”
October 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Like, I get it how evolution and natural selection worked to select for humans whose brains cannot just tune out their kids’ screaming.
All i’m saying is that once you introduce the interstate highway system you run the risk of starting to naturally select in the other direction.
All i’m saying is that once you introduce the interstate highway system you run the risk of starting to naturally select in the other direction.
Darn. Was really hoping Coursera had a class on
“Making good snap decision with two kids screaming in your ears”
“Making good snap decision with two kids screaming in your ears”
October 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Darn. Was really hoping Coursera had a class on
“Making good snap decision with two kids screaming in your ears”
“Making good snap decision with two kids screaming in your ears”
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There's a good essay in @science.org about the importance of free global access to climate and weather data. The atmosphere doesn't know about borders, so paywalls anywhere hurt predictions everywhere; even more so for those who can't pay
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
Free global access to climate and weather data must continue
Last month at the 80th session of the United Nations, the call to be “better together” was especially appropriate for discussions on the Early Warnings for All global initiative. About half the world’...
www.science.org
October 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
There's a good essay in @science.org about the importance of free global access to climate and weather data. The atmosphere doesn't know about borders, so paywalls anywhere hurt predictions everywhere; even more so for those who can't pay
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...
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In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
"The chancellor approved it"
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
“a supply chain attack”
“a supply chain attack”
October 12, 2025 at 6:36 AM
In honour of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand.
rm -rf ~/
rm -rf ~/
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
“Based on ERA5 trends,”
“Based on ERA5 trends,”
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
Archives banned making copies.
Archives banned making copies.
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
New library catalogue website.
New library catalogue website.
October 12, 2025 at 5:45 PM
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand:
“Based on ERA5 trends,”
“Based on ERA5 trends,”
The number of times i’ve yelled at my cats, “ Stop trying to steal a french fry, you obligate carnivore!”
October 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The number of times i’ve yelled at my cats, “ Stop trying to steal a french fry, you obligate carnivore!”
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It's Nobel week, so time for the annual poking light fun of economists. Here's what I've workshopped for this year:
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's Nobel week, so time for the annual poking light fun of economists. Here's what I've workshopped for this year:
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
It's Nobel week, so time for the annual poking light fun of economists. Here's what I've workshopped for this year:
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
October 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's Nobel week, so time for the annual poking light fun of economists. Here's what I've workshopped for this year:
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
Real "assistant *to* the regional manager" vibes on the "Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel"
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honestly I don't really mind writing the 15 page research summary (though 10 pages would be better for both writing and reviewing). It is, inter alia, a helpful conduit to plan out a project.
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
the amount of time we spend trying to raise $$$ for our research is absolutely immense and results in a huge amount of wasted time. BUT there is a limited amount of money, so they have to have some method of distributing it. not sure what the best way to do it is.
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
honestly I don't really mind writing the 15 page research summary (though 10 pages would be better for both writing and reviewing). It is, inter alia, a helpful conduit to plan out a project.
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
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The ancient Greeks were right. Hubris* is the ultimate source of all men’s downfall!
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
October 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The ancient Greeks were right. Hubris* is the ultimate source of all men’s downfall!
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
The ancient Greeks were right. Hubris* is the ultimate source of all men’s downfall!
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
October 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The ancient Greeks were right. Hubris* is the ultimate source of all men’s downfall!
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
*I just had to text my wife bragging that i stuck a perfect nap time routine, instead of just knocking on some wood and saying three Hail Mary’s like usual.
Whenever anyone asks why all British prime ministers behave the same regardless of party, i point them to this very helpful (and oddly specific?) Wikipedia page:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Only one PM since Churchill has NOT gone through Oxford.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Only one PM since Churchill has NOT gone through Oxford.
List of prime ministers of the United Kingdom by education - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
October 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Whenever anyone asks why all British prime ministers behave the same regardless of party, i point them to this very helpful (and oddly specific?) Wikipedia page:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Only one PM since Churchill has NOT gone through Oxford.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...
Only one PM since Churchill has NOT gone through Oxford.
honestly I don't really mind writing the 15 page research summary (though 10 pages would be better for both writing and reviewing). It is, inter alia, a helpful conduit to plan out a project.
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
the amount of time we spend trying to raise $$$ for our research is absolutely immense and results in a huge amount of wasted time. BUT there is a limited amount of money, so they have to have some method of distributing it. not sure what the best way to do it is.
October 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
honestly I don't really mind writing the 15 page research summary (though 10 pages would be better for both writing and reviewing). It is, inter alia, a helpful conduit to plan out a project.
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
What kills me is the extra week(!) filling in tabs in research.gov, and ...
1/
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🚨 New Study Alert!
Our study with @zmoon92.bsky.social & @edougherty.bsky.social offers new insights into how
African Easterly Waves (AEWs), the seeds of Atlantic hurricanes 🌀, are being shaped by a warmer, moister climate.
doi.org/10.1029/2025...
Our study with @zmoon92.bsky.social & @edougherty.bsky.social offers new insights into how
African Easterly Waves (AEWs), the seeds of Atlantic hurricanes 🌀, are being shaped by a warmer, moister climate.
doi.org/10.1029/2025...
doi.org
October 3, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🚨 New Study Alert!
Our study with @zmoon92.bsky.social & @edougherty.bsky.social offers new insights into how
African Easterly Waves (AEWs), the seeds of Atlantic hurricanes 🌀, are being shaped by a warmer, moister climate.
doi.org/10.1029/2025...
Our study with @zmoon92.bsky.social & @edougherty.bsky.social offers new insights into how
African Easterly Waves (AEWs), the seeds of Atlantic hurricanes 🌀, are being shaped by a warmer, moister climate.
doi.org/10.1029/2025...
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Come work with us - The School of Natural Sciences at Trinity College Dublin is looking for a tenure track assistant professor in plant biodiversity and conservation 🧪🌏🌾 my.corehr.com/pls/trrecrui...
Drop me a message if you want to chat about what it's like to work here or live in Ireland.
Drop me a message if you want to chat about what it's like to work here or live in Ireland.
October 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Come work with us - The School of Natural Sciences at Trinity College Dublin is looking for a tenure track assistant professor in plant biodiversity and conservation 🧪🌏🌾 my.corehr.com/pls/trrecrui...
Drop me a message if you want to chat about what it's like to work here or live in Ireland.
Drop me a message if you want to chat about what it's like to work here or live in Ireland.
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I made a list (or 'starter pack') of Land Surface Modelers, because that's the kind of thing one does on #bluesky. Please tell your friends and also (v. important) TELL ME if you want to be added. We need more people here! go.bsky.app/Mw4tJ3t
November 10, 2024 at 9:58 PM
I made a list (or 'starter pack') of Land Surface Modelers, because that's the kind of thing one does on #bluesky. Please tell your friends and also (v. important) TELL ME if you want to be added. We need more people here! go.bsky.app/Mw4tJ3t
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So AGU apparently took down their announcements introducing the plenary keynote speaker for this year’s fall meeting?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So AGU apparently took down their announcements introducing the plenary keynote speaker for this year’s fall meeting?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
I know the instant ten was advertised as being able to be set up in 5 minutes.
But whoever timed that did not have a helpful 4 year old by their side.
But whoever timed that did not have a helpful 4 year old by their side.
September 28, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I know the instant ten was advertised as being able to be set up in 5 minutes.
But whoever timed that did not have a helpful 4 year old by their side.
But whoever timed that did not have a helpful 4 year old by their side.
So AGU apparently took down their announcements introducing the plenary keynote speaker for this year’s fall meeting?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
September 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
So AGU apparently took down their announcements introducing the plenary keynote speaker for this year’s fall meeting?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
Does anyone have insight into what happened there?
I wouldn’t say that the last decade has made me more religious.
But it did make say “Jesus Christ!“ a lot more.
But it did make say “Jesus Christ!“ a lot more.
September 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I wouldn’t say that the last decade has made me more religious.
But it did make say “Jesus Christ!“ a lot more.
But it did make say “Jesus Christ!“ a lot more.
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid