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Teller of truths. Sayer of Sooths. Mayor of Spoofs.
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I'll repost any chicken man related content
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Bryan Adams > Ryan Adams, real ones always knew
November 5, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Bryan Adams > Ryan Adams, real ones always knew
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ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
October 2, 2024 at 2:53 PM
ME: Jesus christ. The Chicken Man? When was this?
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: last night
ME: fuck.... well, at least his house is okay
BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: *looks concerned*
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A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje
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why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
June 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this
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Well hello there
April 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Well hello there
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you gotta wonder about what kind of dude Slimer was when he was alive
February 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM
you gotta wonder about what kind of dude Slimer was when he was alive
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The DOGE people don’t know what they’re doing and consistently get the numbers wrong. Don’t take their word without fact checking.
Source: x.com/electricfutu...
Source: x.com/electricfutu...
February 18, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The DOGE people don’t know what they’re doing and consistently get the numbers wrong. Don’t take their word without fact checking.
Source: x.com/electricfutu...
Source: x.com/electricfutu...
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unironically this is how we win
February 17, 2025 at 7:39 PM
unironically this is how we win
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Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025!
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
February 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Welcome to the Bluesky account for Stand Up for Science 2025!
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
Keep an eye on this space for updates, event information, and ways to get involved. We can't wait to see everyone #standupforscience2025 on March 7th, both in DC and locations nationwide!
#scienceforall #sciencenotsilence
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100% Obra Dinn or go to jail. Harsh but fair. hard-drive.net/hd/report-yo...
Report: Your Roommate Who Played "Return of the Obra Dinn" Also Really Enjoys Filing Taxes
PHILADELPHIA — A new report has found that your roommate, who recently played and thoroughly enjoyed the indie puzzle game “Return of the Obra Dinn,”…
hard-drive.net
January 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
100% Obra Dinn or go to jail. Harsh but fair. hard-drive.net/hd/report-yo...
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A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
January 10, 2025 at 1:55 AM
A man in Indiana made an AT-AT costume for his horse, intending to only get a few pictures before removing it. When he took off the headpiece the horse got upset and insisted that he put it back on, which made the horse happy again. Now the horse isn't allowing him to remove any piece of the costume
My favorite genre of video game is research simulator and this is a fantastic one of those
Seven days into 2025 and I've already played what I suspect will be one of my favorite games of the year: The Roottrees Are Dead, a narrative logic deduction game (à la Obra Dinn) that has you searching for clues to unravel the dramatic story of a rich family store.steampowered.com/app/2754380/...
The Roottrees are Dead on Steam
A genealogical mystery straight out of 1998. Scour the early Internet for clues, uncover hidden connections, and piece together the family tree behind the secretive Roottree Corporation.
store.steampowered.com
January 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
My favorite genre of video game is research simulator and this is a fantastic one of those
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basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and golf is all like fuck this egg imma hit it into the sun
January 16, 2024 at 12:23 AM
basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and golf is all like fuck this egg imma hit it into the sun
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I figured out you can make star wars sounding character names by switching the first sounds of two-word food items:
Weef Bellington
Vili Cherde
Secan Pandies
Dot Hog
Tench Froast
Pabenero Hepper
Oalmata Kalive
Weef Bellington
Vili Cherde
Secan Pandies
Dot Hog
Tench Froast
Pabenero Hepper
Oalmata Kalive
January 14, 2024 at 7:30 AM
I figured out you can make star wars sounding character names by switching the first sounds of two-word food items:
Weef Bellington
Vili Cherde
Secan Pandies
Dot Hog
Tench Froast
Pabenero Hepper
Oalmata Kalive
Weef Bellington
Vili Cherde
Secan Pandies
Dot Hog
Tench Froast
Pabenero Hepper
Oalmata Kalive
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Been thinking about this for two days
December 31, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Been thinking about this for two days
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if you're worried that you're too old to do anything amazing remember that the grinch did not burglarize an entire hamlet overnight until he was fifty three years old
December 25, 2023 at 1:32 AM
if you're worried that you're too old to do anything amazing remember that the grinch did not burglarize an entire hamlet overnight until he was fifty three years old
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Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
December 22, 2023 at 5:29 PM
Reluctantly crouched
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
At the starting line
Parsley
Sage
Rosemary and thyme
Well they blew up the statue of liberty on the planet of the apes last night🎶
December 18, 2023 at 2:36 PM
Well they blew up the statue of liberty on the planet of the apes last night🎶
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It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
December 14, 2023 at 1:29 PM
It is kind of funny that the main way Elon is actually like Thomas Edison is that he managed to unfairly ruin the name of Nikola Tesla
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The irony of every panic that TikTok is turning the kids into transsexuals/CCP agents/terrorists is that everything we know about who is susceptible to misinformation and propaganda online suggests the kids are not, in fact, the problem
November 17, 2023 at 11:51 AM
The irony of every panic that TikTok is turning the kids into transsexuals/CCP agents/terrorists is that everything we know about who is susceptible to misinformation and propaganda online suggests the kids are not, in fact, the problem
If I put my hands in the air and wave, I probably care quite a bit actually.
November 17, 2023 at 12:56 AM
If I put my hands in the air and wave, I probably care quite a bit actually.
I'll repost any chicken man related content
November 13, 2023 at 1:19 AM
I'll repost any chicken man related content
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if i were the chicken man it wouldn’t have gone down like that
November 13, 2023 at 1:03 AM
if i were the chicken man it wouldn’t have gone down like that