crisis-actress.bsky.social
@crisis-actress.bsky.social
Recovering hulkamaniac
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Because they see the president as a father figure that can solve all their problems. Fathers not in the home… Where’s fathers???
August 28, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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August 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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spend this independence day pondering how long you have until you find yourself in one of the many torture slave prisons!!
July 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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I think we're all forgetting the true meaning of Pride: Cishet women doing relationship tests for their boyfriends
June 28, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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the sleeping bear on the tea box isn’t really sleeping his wife killed him
June 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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my life right now
June 15, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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*picture of several dozen white dudes in the most american military gear you've ever seen being deployed on a 6 lane street* you might think this is ASIA but it's actually america
June 13, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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whos up having kind of a hard time coping with the existence of evil
June 3, 2025 at 5:22 AM
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Dr. Who is a terrifying premise. Don't like the idea of an alien that can go any where any time but still chooses to mostly hang out with the British.
June 1, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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May 30, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Shusaku Takaoka
May 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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@mtgarena.com can you please change the rules to say a player is not allowed to scoop as soon as I destroy their last land? these guys are ruining all my fun
May 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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10 years from now, there will be some smartguy style critical reevaluation of the band Ghost claiming its not scoobydoo music, and i have a loaded shotgun by my bedside for when this day comes
May 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I feel bad for everyone that's cut me out of their life. Not because I'm a good person or anything, they're just gonna miss out on when I eventually do EMDR therapy and accidentally remember getting abducted by aliens
April 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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plenty of bands are distinctive, but few are singular. Pere Ubu was one.
April 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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in these times of daily horrors we can still mill somebody's mono white trash deck in Standard. this technology is still available to us
April 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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get in loser were goin nowhere
April 18, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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Sabrina Carpenter really understands how ungodly horny and busy I am.
April 13, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I know y'all are nervous about your digital footprints and whatever but I think something even more important to consider is how funny do you want your federal hearing to be
April 13, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Missouri just legalized having firearms on public transit.. guess who's throwing on a miniskirt buying a bottle of cuervo and hitting the metrolink
April 12, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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she René on Magritte until my pipe is real
March 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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In order to deal with general malaise, I'm making irresponsible amount of pasta
March 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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i have yet to see a picture of kash patel where he doesn't look coked out
Intelligence.
March 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Please stop making your background softcore pictures of yourself if you use tap pay I don't wanna see your coochie while I'm bartending
March 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM