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@crestwood.bsky.social
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Butlerian Jihad enthusiast
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I’ll see you Child Face and raise you roughly Biblically Accurate Demon
Demon from Love, Death, Robots episode “Zeke Gets Religion”
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Charles De Cuck sticker
November 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM
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1. ICE CAN EAT A DICK

2. THEY BETTER START BUYING GUNS BASED ON MOUTH FEEL

(have I been drinking? Lick the hair out of my asshole)

The BloodHound Gang walked so we could run.

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November 6, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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"THIS SHIT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD ON PAPER" IRS bomb vest meme but its Alan Dershowitz saying "I will blow my brains out and take all of you with me if Mandani becomes NYC mayor" with the follow up being "HOLD UP"
November 5, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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@britculpsapp.bsky.social

(it will have to do)
(would also help if I didn't fuck it up)
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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Andrew Cuomo, Bag Lunch (2025)
November 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Straight to jail meme but it says straight to socialist jihad
November 5, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Best I can do at the moment (now with alt text)
November 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Chuck Schumer, dressed as Jerry from Rick and Morty in the episode where the wind says "loser" but instead it says "biiiiiiiitch" and has Chuck's face super imposed on Jerry's head.
November 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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You can always print something like this off and start putting them in windshields at grocery stores or sticking them inside grocery stores or dropping them on the floor or wheatpaste or whatever.
"Over XXX people in XXXX rely on SNAP to put food on the table for themselves and their families. If you see someone stealing food, no the fuck you didn't. Snitches get stitches." 8.5 x 11 flyer with Mcgruff the Crime dog in black and white.
November 2, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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Louvre painting of Charlie Kirk in synthwave(?) colors with an overlay that says "I hope he fucks a hole in her neck".
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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$60 for two dicks? In this economy?!?
Description of Naked Link statue Size: H32CM L16CM W16CM Includes: Character + Base + 2 Ducks
October 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Portrait of JD Vance
October 30, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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I’m too tired and sore to face swap the meme and get it dialed in.

Lumber is heavy.
This business will get out of control Hunt for Red October meme
October 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Stimpy, with a shit-eating grin on his face and a Totenkopf tattoo on his stomach, saying "Oh, this is my totenkopf."
October 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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@ripperoni.com goddamnit, I’m blaming you for this.
Instagram Reel showing 6ft man with two 7ft women on either side of him.
October 21, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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A "Please don't ever be the person who comes to my defense" story in 4 parts.

Because buddy, you're fucking bad at it.
screenshot of Luko saying "get over yourself" over a photo of Platner's Totenkopf tattoo. Someone comments "Homie that's a Nazi tattoo". Luko responds "It's a Death in June tattoo. And even still, so what? He could have a lostprophets tattoo for all I care as long as he votes the right way." Death In June's Wikipedia page with comments on Nazi symbolism. Death in June's Wikipedia page showing their relationship to far right politics. Lostprophet's Wikipedia page discussing the arrest and breakup after one of their members was charged with thirteen sexual offences against children and his subsequent prison sentence.
October 21, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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From the ACECO demolition website, the Chairmen of ACECO Demolition Services.
October 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Photo of soldier in mask saying “We are very lucky that they are so fucking stupid.”
October 20, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Someone sitting in a corner of a dilapidated room covered in bandages with a VR headset strapped to their face and plugged into the wall.
October 20, 2025 at 10:21 PM
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Screenshot of 55 Burgers meme
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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⚠️THIS IS A TEST OF THE BLUE SKY EMERGENCY WARNING SYSTEM⚠️
October 17, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Mike Johnson, surrounded by Republicans, saying "Ignore the semen dripping out of Hitler's ass".
October 16, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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It was sexist of me to remove Pam Bondi from the original image (I had other plans) and I apologize.
Slate article screenshot "Is It Cool to Say “I Love Hitler”? The Republican Party Is Trying to Decide." with the picture from article replaced with JD Vance with a Swastika on his forehead superimposed over a drawing of a chained Hitler with cum pouring out of his asshole. Updated with Pam Bondi in image
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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slate.com/news-and-pol...

I didn't expect @slate.com to go so hard with their cover art but goddamn. Kudos.
Slate article screenshot "Is It Cool to Say “I Love Hitler”? The Republican Party Is Trying to Decide." with the picture from article replaced with JD Vance with a Swastika on his forehead superimposed over a drawing of a chained Hitler with cum pouring out of his asshole.
October 16, 2025 at 2:22 AM