Jody Kaplan
@crescentbeach.bsky.social
Wife, aunt, cat lady, nurse; raised true-blue Democrat and union supporter; despiser of all things MAGA.
The Daily Emetic from TS:
To DJT,
"You have given up your life of luxury to get shot, be investigated....
"You are a gift from God. I pray for you...and your family every single day. We...know you won every election you've ever run in....
"God bless you."
[Photo, name withheld because I'm nice]
To DJT,
"You have given up your life of luxury to get shot, be investigated....
"You are a gift from God. I pray for you...and your family every single day. We...know you won every election you've ever run in....
"God bless you."
[Photo, name withheld because I'm nice]
May 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The Daily Emetic from TS:
To DJT,
"You have given up your life of luxury to get shot, be investigated....
"You are a gift from God. I pray for you...and your family every single day. We...know you won every election you've ever run in....
"God bless you."
[Photo, name withheld because I'm nice]
To DJT,
"You have given up your life of luxury to get shot, be investigated....
"You are a gift from God. I pray for you...and your family every single day. We...know you won every election you've ever run in....
"God bless you."
[Photo, name withheld because I'm nice]
From "Truth" (😆) Social (5/5/25):
"Ed Martin is going through the approval process to be U.S. Attorney in the District of Columbia....(H)is approval is IMPERATIVE...to SAVE LIVES and to, MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN."
Maybe someone can help me out here - what does a U.S. Attorney have to with health?
"Ed Martin is going through the approval process to be U.S. Attorney in the District of Columbia....(H)is approval is IMPERATIVE...to SAVE LIVES and to, MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN."
Maybe someone can help me out here - what does a U.S. Attorney have to with health?
May 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
From "Truth" (😆) Social (5/5/25):
"Ed Martin is going through the approval process to be U.S. Attorney in the District of Columbia....(H)is approval is IMPERATIVE...to SAVE LIVES and to, MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN."
Maybe someone can help me out here - what does a U.S. Attorney have to with health?
"Ed Martin is going through the approval process to be U.S. Attorney in the District of Columbia....(H)is approval is IMPERATIVE...to SAVE LIVES and to, MAKE AMERICA HEALTHY AGAIN."
Maybe someone can help me out here - what does a U.S. Attorney have to with health?
I don't get it...the Greasy Orange Dictator is going to offer $1,000 to undocumented individuals if they agree to"self-deport." What undocumented person in their right mind would identify him- or herself to ICE and risk getting shackles and a trip to a foreign prison instead of a check??
May 7, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I don't get it...the Greasy Orange Dictator is going to offer $1,000 to undocumented individuals if they agree to"self-deport." What undocumented person in their right mind would identify him- or herself to ICE and risk getting shackles and a trip to a foreign prison instead of a check??
Reposted by Jody Kaplan
Marco Rubio to Gayle King, re his feelings about the pardoning of violent J6 insurrectionists:
"I'm about to be sworn in as the Secretary of State. That's what I'm thinking. I work for Donald Trump.”
I wasn't aware that Trump is now the owner of the State Department. My mistake.
"I'm about to be sworn in as the Secretary of State. That's what I'm thinking. I work for Donald Trump.”
I wasn't aware that Trump is now the owner of the State Department. My mistake.
January 22, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Marco Rubio to Gayle King, re his feelings about the pardoning of violent J6 insurrectionists:
"I'm about to be sworn in as the Secretary of State. That's what I'm thinking. I work for Donald Trump.”
I wasn't aware that Trump is now the owner of the State Department. My mistake.
"I'm about to be sworn in as the Secretary of State. That's what I'm thinking. I work for Donald Trump.”
I wasn't aware that Trump is now the owner of the State Department. My mistake.
From the ADL, re Elon Musk’s “awkward gesture”:
“In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace....Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.”
Sounds just like what the Judenrat might have said in Poland around 1942.
“In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace....Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.”
Sounds just like what the Judenrat might have said in Poland around 1942.
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
From the ADL, re Elon Musk’s “awkward gesture”:
“In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace....Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.”
Sounds just like what the Judenrat might have said in Poland around 1942.
“In this moment, all sides should give one another a bit of grace....Let’s hope for healing and work toward unity in the months and years ahead.”
Sounds just like what the Judenrat might have said in Poland around 1942.
Reposted by Jody Kaplan
December 22, 2024 at 12:11 PM
Hi, President Musk!
Donnie, we know you're not really POTUS. What you care about is:
When do we eat? It's Big Mac time! Is my enormous bald spot showing? When do I tee off? The W.H. staff better flatter and reassure me that I'm one smart, tough, sexy dude.
Elon's sure willing to be POTUS!
Donnie, we know you're not really POTUS. What you care about is:
When do we eat? It's Big Mac time! Is my enormous bald spot showing? When do I tee off? The W.H. staff better flatter and reassure me that I'm one smart, tough, sexy dude.
Elon's sure willing to be POTUS!
December 23, 2024 at 11:00 AM
Hi, President Musk!
Donnie, we know you're not really POTUS. What you care about is:
When do we eat? It's Big Mac time! Is my enormous bald spot showing? When do I tee off? The W.H. staff better flatter and reassure me that I'm one smart, tough, sexy dude.
Elon's sure willing to be POTUS!
Donnie, we know you're not really POTUS. What you care about is:
When do we eat? It's Big Mac time! Is my enormous bald spot showing? When do I tee off? The W.H. staff better flatter and reassure me that I'm one smart, tough, sexy dude.
Elon's sure willing to be POTUS!
I finally flushed/deleted my "X" account and app today. You should try it if you haven't already done so – it feels great! No more connection to our psycho Co-President.
December 7, 2024 at 2:00 PM
I finally flushed/deleted my "X" account and app today. You should try it if you haven't already done so – it feels great! No more connection to our psycho Co-President.
I can't stand to read one more hand-wringing article about the Hunter Biden pardon. "Oh dear, now Trump will abuse the pardon power!" because Biden has given him the cover to broadly pardon anyone. Such silly moralizing...as if the Greasy Orange Dictator hasn't already made plans to do just that.
December 3, 2024 at 3:26 PM
I can't stand to read one more hand-wringing article about the Hunter Biden pardon. "Oh dear, now Trump will abuse the pardon power!" because Biden has given him the cover to broadly pardon anyone. Such silly moralizing...as if the Greasy Orange Dictator hasn't already made plans to do just that.
To the left, Simba's sister Duma. They're inseparable!
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 AM
To the left, Simba's sister Duma. They're inseparable!
Simba, my beautiful black rescue cat with her one white whisker.
November 28, 2024 at 8:36 AM
Simba, my beautiful black rescue cat with her one white whisker.