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Colton ☕️
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Writer | The Cinementalists | Fire Pod With Me: A Twin Peaks Podcast | Geek With Me | he/him | Free 🇵🇸 | Kansas City
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https://open.substack.com/pub/coltonrobertson?r=2bbba9&utm_medium=ios
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#LastFourWatched oh the yearning
past lives, casablanca, the great gatsby, frankenstein
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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through the looking glass:P
me naked in a foggy mirror
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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send me anonymous messages! Favorite movie from the year 2000 go! oh god oh fuck uhhhhh IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE!!!
November 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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send me anonymous messages! Are you reading anything currently? i try to always be reading something! currently: fiction -victorian psycho by virginia feito and non-fiction -learning to live in the dark by wen stephenson
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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send me anonymous messages! Dream podcast guest unattainable but keanu reeves, if you've listened to the show for years you know
November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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send me anonymous messages! Yo did you you watch severance and what did you think overall? i watched the first season as it came out and loved it! but then they took 3 years to do the 2nd season and i haven't had the itch to go back. i know ill love it when i do tho!
November 11, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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send me anonymous messages! Go-to movie theater snack/snack combo? popcorn of course, a root beer, and if i'm electing a candy it's usually reese's pieces
November 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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idk maybe, could’ve been manny jacinto or aaron pierre too, him winning with wicked 2 coming out makes sense tho
send me anonymous messages! so do you think jonathan bailey deserved sexiest man alive
November 11, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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me with my hair sprawled out on the floor do you ever let your hair down and let the wind blow through it all cinematic like? no reason to have hair this long if you’re not gonna do that
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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with wicked for good coming out, what were your favorite things about wicked? 1a ariana grandes acting performance 1b cynthia erivo’s musical performance 2 the way jonathan bailey looks 3 production design me in a green and pink fit
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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haven’t done one of these in a minute—gonna get drunk and watch the great gatsby for the podcast so hit my line!!!

ama about movies music tv life the podcast idc im down for whatever for the sake of the content:)

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me in a car door holding a cup of coffee
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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16, 19, 23, 25
me at a pumpkin patch with my head in a cardboard cutout of a cowboy i posted this publicly unironically with the caption “save a horse ride a cowboy” me with a bandana, a feather boa of green pink and blue, a purple shirt, and glitter on my face me in bed, notably larger, not a big deal but worth noting, wearing braids and an andor shirt me last month in a hotel bathroom in a white shirt and floral shorts, notably smaller than 2023
November 8, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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post you from a different era
little baby colton (18 years of age, nubile, some perv would say) with a backward hat and aviator framed glasses, a we are all human t-shirt well before i realized i wasn’t straight, and shorts on above the knee, i look kind of like a douchebag would, but i wasn’t completely a douche i promise
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
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humor me and download this right quick it performed so badly that i think something is wrong

share.transistor.fm/s/ad31eb62
THE PRINCESS BRIDE GRAPHIC FOR PODCAST
November 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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poorly photoshopped kitten pointing a finger at the screen saying “you don’t know ball”
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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here’s to cardigan season :)
me in a purple cardigan throwing up a peace sign and also bulge standing this time but same thing
November 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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most bodacious
bill and ted as played by alex winter and keanu reeves
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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mamdani won and cheney gone
isabella rossellini in dramatic light smiling in the distance
November 5, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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she done caught me crying in 4k at the first look im sick
5 groomsman in matching suits standing next to one another as a door opens to reveal a first look at the bride in her dress and the groom with her, everybody else is excited and i am genuinely crying—the bridesmaids trail us but only bc they already seen the bride i promise
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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finally getting some of the professional photos back from the wedding a couple weeks ago i been waiting for this shit i was serving LOOKS
5 groomsman and the groom in matching suits standing in a field of tall grass in front of trees from left to right: groomsmen hunter and jacob, groom trenton, and groomsman michael, keaton and i
November 3, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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daily planet reporting for duty
my girlfriend and i looking at each other in lois lane and clark kent costumes looking at the camera with a notepad and emily looking at me while i’m a doofus
November 1, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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happy halloween ass last four watched
SHAUN OF THE DEAD THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN SLICE A HAUNTED HOUSE
November 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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these are the last 12 movies we’ve covered on the podcast btw i love being able to do whatever i want
sinners (releasing tomorrow) a nightmare on elm street bram stoker’s dracula invasion of the body snatchers eraserhead prisoners fire walk with me memento cleo from 5 to 7 blue velvet the phoenician scheme close encounters of the third kind
October 31, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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my gf and i wore this to work tonight
my gf as han solo and me as princess leia
October 31, 2025 at 1:32 AM