brett craycraft
@craycraftbrett.bsky.social
i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
Doesn’t help that the headlines are always like “if elected Mamdani will kill and eat your family in accordance w sharia law” and then the picture is this
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Doesn’t help that the headlines are always like “if elected Mamdani will kill and eat your family in accordance w sharia law” and then the picture is this
Don’t ever talk to me or my son again
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Don’t ever talk to me or my son again
Surely some new plants will make it all better
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Surely some new plants will make it all better
This dudes def trying to get away from security
October 13, 2025 at 9:37 PM
This dudes def trying to get away from security
Tfw you time the delivery perfectly from the train on the way home
October 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Tfw you time the delivery perfectly from the train on the way home
This was one of the best shows I’ve ever been to… just banger after banger after banger
October 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
This was one of the best shows I’ve ever been to… just banger after banger after banger
I love the idea that he’s just standing there waiting.
October 7, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I love the idea that he’s just standing there waiting.
Intimate acts… oral and whatnot…
October 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Intimate acts… oral and whatnot…
Finally trying out the pasta roller I got like three months ago
October 5, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Finally trying out the pasta roller I got like three months ago
Cheers amigos
September 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Cheers amigos
Worth noting when politics is and is not appropriate in an nfl game…
September 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Worth noting when politics is and is not appropriate in an nfl game…
Just went number one
September 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just went number one
He did NOT spend his entire paycheck on it
September 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
He did NOT spend his entire paycheck on it
Exclusive picnic footage
September 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Exclusive picnic footage
Couple months old at this point but it turns out chest hair takes a while to grow back
August 30, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Couple months old at this point but it turns out chest hair takes a while to grow back
I might eventually stop poking holes in myself but today’s not the day
August 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I might eventually stop poking holes in myself but today’s not the day
Love to get high and make salsa verde at 930 for no reason whatsoever
August 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Love to get high and make salsa verde at 930 for no reason whatsoever
Made some pork belly tacos last night
August 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Made some pork belly tacos last night
Ok but let’s hear him out…
July 16, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Ok but let’s hear him out…
Don’t tell me what to do
July 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Don’t tell me what to do
