brett craycraft
@craycraftbrett.bsky.social
i won’t get any older now that angels want to wear my red shoes
Am I the only one who thinks Pittsburgh should have an apostrophe?
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Am I the only one who thinks Pittsburgh should have an apostrophe?
That middle one is pretty much literally out of the grapes of wrath
November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
That middle one is pretty much literally out of the grapes of wrath
Really wishing I had yesterday’s leftovers for lunch but middle of the night Brett had other ideas.
November 5, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Really wishing I had yesterday’s leftovers for lunch but middle of the night Brett had other ideas.
Me after last call:
[Exit Clown.]
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Me after last call:
Not Left
Not Right
Kinda Upward
Not Right
Kinda Upward
November 3, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Not Left
Not Right
Kinda Upward
Not Right
Kinda Upward
Scott Adams is clearly in some mental/emotional pain and all I can really hope for is that whatever physical pain he’s in is worse.
November 2, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Scott Adams is clearly in some mental/emotional pain and all I can really hope for is that whatever physical pain he’s in is worse.
Doesn’t help that the headlines are always like “if elected Mamdani will kill and eat your family in accordance w sharia law” and then the picture is this
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Doesn’t help that the headlines are always like “if elected Mamdani will kill and eat your family in accordance w sharia law” and then the picture is this
Fucking hilarious to use the dementia machine for this
October 28, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Fucking hilarious to use the dementia machine for this
I hate it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (she’s gone for days)
I love it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (my fridge contains spotted cows when she gets back)
I love it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (my fridge contains spotted cows when she gets back)
October 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I hate it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (she’s gone for days)
I love it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (my fridge contains spotted cows when she gets back)
I love it when my gf goes to visit family in Madison (my fridge contains spotted cows when she gets back)
Don’t ever talk to me or my son again
October 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Don’t ever talk to me or my son again
4’s just objectively true
October 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
4’s just objectively true
Ah shit turns out ai can do my job
The ChatGPT subreddit is absolutely hilarious. LLMs just output statistically likely responses, and a statistically likely response to being asked to do some work is "I'll have that done by...". So apparently in some cases ChatGPT had just been telling users it'll get back to them later.
1/2
1/2
October 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Ah shit turns out ai can do my job
Colliding Windows sounds like a midwest emo band from the 90s
He’s designing the ballroom with AI isn’t he www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
October 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Colliding Windows sounds like a midwest emo band from the 90s
Surely some new plants will make it all better
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Surely some new plants will make it all better
Why does this sound like a phase 12 marvel plot
BREAKING: Letitia James To Open Portal Exposing ICE
open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...
open.substack.com/pub/demwinsm...
BREAKING: Letitia James To Open Portal Exposing ICE
In a bold and necessary step for justice, New York Attorney General Letitia James is opening a public reporting portal that allows residents of New York City to upload footage and evidence of Immigrat...
open.substack.com
October 24, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Why does this sound like a phase 12 marvel plot
This is so wholesome
I was telling my dad about the boy I’m talking to. And how he works in the trades (carpenter). My dad’s a plumber. And my dad’s first question threw me: “did he show you photos of what he’s working on?” Which I thought was bizarre, because the guy did, and he was so excited .
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
This is so wholesome
The “other phones are vanilla”ad for the new Google phone just makes me wish I had a soft serve ice cream cone instead of a phone tbh
October 19, 2025 at 10:21 PM
The “other phones are vanilla”ad for the new Google phone just makes me wish I had a soft serve ice cream cone instead of a phone tbh
I love how he’s like I want to get back to work (which he just defined as being shitty to people)… I don’t pray but if I did i mean come the fuck on man.
at least he knows he’s a piece of shit & shouldn’t expect much good will. that’s incredible insight, tbh.
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love how he’s like I want to get back to work (which he just defined as being shitty to people)… I don’t pray but if I did i mean come the fuck on man.
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My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
How can you not be utterly baffled by baseball
October 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
How can you not be utterly baffled by baseball
We were all focused on the submarine but it turns out we just need to get these guys on weird vehicles of any type.
Doug Lebda, the chief executive and chairman of LendingTree, an online loans marketplace, died on Sunday following an all-terrain vehicle accident on his family’s North Carolina farm, according to a company spokeswoman. He was 55.
Doug Lebda, LendingTree C.E.O. and Founder, Dies in ATV Accident
LendingTree named its chief operating officer, Scott Peyree, as its new chief executive.
nyti.ms
October 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We were all focused on the submarine but it turns out we just need to get these guys on weird vehicles of any type.
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Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
October 12, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Whistling when ICE is about to kidnap someone for no reason is incredibly effective. They know what they are doing is wrong and will scatter in the wind when too many witnesses gather.
Hey quick question man what the fuck is wrong w you
October 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey quick question man what the fuck is wrong w you