Crassberry 🍗 Jellyneck
@crassjerkneck.bsky.social
38, he/him, dumb as hell.
Taking anything I say here seriously makes a fool out of you, not me.
Chicago
Taking anything I say here seriously makes a fool out of you, not me.
Chicago
Tithing another $5 to ActBlue every month would fix me
November 29, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Tithing another $5 to ActBlue every month would fix me
I’m finding this (streaming late-night playing methodical & wholesome games with the lads) to be more and more normal/acceptable
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I’m finding this (streaming late-night playing methodical & wholesome games with the lads) to be more and more normal/acceptable
The time of Beautiful Wife is coming
November 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
The time of Beautiful Wife is coming
Thank you my friend, pumped to join this club
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Thank you my friend, pumped to join this club
thank you!
November 28, 2025 at 1:08 AM
thank you!
I need a Frinkiac for a lot more shows if we’re being honest
November 25, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I need a Frinkiac for a lot more shows if we’re being honest
One time I had at least 20 little bite sized ones w/2-3 different dipping sauces and I was washed in guilt for not buying more
November 25, 2025 at 1:36 PM
One time I had at least 20 little bite sized ones w/2-3 different dipping sauces and I was washed in guilt for not buying more
Indianapolis is too damn mild for this kind of thing!
November 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Indianapolis is too damn mild for this kind of thing!
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November 25, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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(nodding sagely, mildly aroused) I see, very good.
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(nodding sagely, mildly aroused) I see, very good.
I used to live across the street; she’s a deep one.
November 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I used to live across the street; she’s a deep one.