Crassmas 🎄 Jollyneck
@crassjerkneck.bsky.social
38, he/him, dumb as hell.
Taking anything I say here seriously makes a fool out of you, not me.
Chicago
Taking anything I say here seriously makes a fool out of you, not me.
Chicago
Why do we need municipal snow removal?
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Why do we need municipal snow removal?
Good morning lets rise & grind
December 1, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Good morning lets rise & grind
This is fun—I’m not even a Reply Guy, I’m a LurkerLiker.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
This is fun—I’m not even a Reply Guy, I’m a LurkerLiker.
Hosted dinner today and also asked a very important question and got a really solid answer
November 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hosted dinner today and also asked a very important question and got a really solid answer
Me explaining the difference between laughing and saying “lol” out loud to all of my friends’ kids
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Me explaining the difference between laughing and saying “lol” out loud to all of my friends’ kids
MFW the 3rd party security vendor babysitting the L station is masked, wearing a tactical vest, armed, and has a barely-trained muzzled German Shepherd barking at everyone
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
MFW the 3rd party security vendor babysitting the L station is masked, wearing a tactical vest, armed, and has a barely-trained muzzled German Shepherd barking at everyone
Me after they nationalize Whole Foods and Amazon
November 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me after they nationalize Whole Foods and Amazon
Nationalize Kroger, you say?
November 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Nationalize Kroger, you say?
I know it’s been done to death but LinkedIn is the most cursed place
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I know it’s been done to death but LinkedIn is the most cursed place
I will not tolerate this level of hater on my TL!
November 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I will not tolerate this level of hater on my TL!
Opened Steam to a Cities Skylines 2 update
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Opened Steam to a Cities Skylines 2 update
(a heavy, broken, long, loud sigh)
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
(a heavy, broken, long, loud sigh)
I think I’m just one of those aging guys who picks up and uses youthful slang sorry everyone
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
I think I’m just one of those aging guys who picks up and uses youthful slang sorry everyone
QUICK IS IT LEGAL TO SNAG A COMMERCIAL DISHWASHER ABANDONED OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT???
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
QUICK IS IT LEGAL TO SNAG A COMMERCIAL DISHWASHER ABANDONED OUTSIDE A RESTAURANT???
POV: you’re scrolling through my old posts
November 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
POV: you’re scrolling through my old posts
Presented for your approval: Pure Michigan
November 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Presented for your approval: Pure Michigan
POV: Me logging on to dump my little thoughts for no engagement and like a few posts my computer friends posted today
October 31, 2025 at 12:25 AM
POV: Me logging on to dump my little thoughts for no engagement and like a few posts my computer friends posted today
When do you tell someone that you had a vivid romantic dream about them?
October 30, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When do you tell someone that you had a vivid romantic dream about them?
So here’s the thing about today
October 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
So here’s the thing about today
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle