I called my senators today to get the government going again. I'm going to call them tomorrow too. And the next day. I'm going to keep going until it happens. Then I might start calling about other stuff.

Pitter patter.

I laughed

I can directly correlate the frustration level of a problem I'm working on with the number of browser tabs I have open.

If you weren’t aware.

Down with languages that enforce comma separation for a list but then also forbid you from having a trailing comma. Who do you think you are?

In Australia, to try and control/remove feral cats in conservation areas, they developed a poisonous bait. The person who named it 'Curiosity' deserves a gold star.

Oh boy. is this number floating around in my head my ICQ number or my social security number?

A two-word combination that I couldn't have expected to hear today, 'texturally innovative' as applied to gummy bears.