Because they correctly decided it was a scam? I mean...?

I once worked at a place that put four nines into the contracts (for no good reason, obviously.) We never missed (when I was there at a least) but we did come damn close.

The stuff I got in trouble for at school? I totally deserved it.

There was a day in 2020 that my wife and I refer to as "the orange day." It was just absurd.

I'd kill to be in the 40s club