Cramp Toe
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Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and Yuta
December 1, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and Yuta
No interpromotional match appeals to me more than Pac vs. Ilja Dragunov
December 1, 2025 at 5:15 AM
No interpromotional match appeals to me more than Pac vs. Ilja Dragunov
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I'm God's Own Drunk. And I'm farting
November 30, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'm God's Own Drunk. And I'm farting
Nosferatu was really good but if a sickly grave wight was trying to pester my own attuned goth partner I would have very immediately flattened his skull with a hammer.
November 30, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Nosferatu was really good but if a sickly grave wight was trying to pester my own attuned goth partner I would have very immediately flattened his skull with a hammer.
A lot of posts about The Grinch ignore that he learned the error of his ways and became festive and generous at the end of the film. He made amends for his actions. I would pulverize Ebenezer Scrooge none the less however. I would snap his neck.
November 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
A lot of posts about The Grinch ignore that he learned the error of his ways and became festive and generous at the end of the film. He made amends for his actions. I would pulverize Ebenezer Scrooge none the less however. I would snap his neck.
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"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
November 30, 2025 at 3:21 AM
"Don't follow illegal orders" would be more meaningful if Democrats had prosecuted literally any of the prominent war criminals of the last 30 years instead of, you know, fucking campaigning with them
Watching The Outer Limits on comet and the lady on the commercials said to stop whatever I was doing and order some boner medicine while I was trying to get my blanket out of my butt crack. Not gonna stop.
November 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Watching The Outer Limits on comet and the lady on the commercials said to stop whatever I was doing and order some boner medicine while I was trying to get my blanket out of my butt crack. Not gonna stop.
I work for Liberty Mutual Insurance and my job is to make sure our commercials give as many people inoperable brain cancer as possible.
November 28, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I work for Liberty Mutual Insurance and my job is to make sure our commercials give as many people inoperable brain cancer as possible.
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America’s Funniest Ham Videos
November 28, 2025 at 4:10 AM
America’s Funniest Ham Videos
If, when we die, our souls all join some larger unified brain soup of consciousness and ideas, my soul's job will be to protect the idea of Dido's "Thank You" from the idea of Eminem.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 AM
If, when we die, our souls all join some larger unified brain soup of consciousness and ideas, my soul's job will be to protect the idea of Dido's "Thank You" from the idea of Eminem.
*extending gentleness to my house pet*
you look like jabba the butt
you look like jabba the butt
November 21, 2025 at 8:21 AM
*extending gentleness to my house pet*
you look like jabba the butt
you look like jabba the butt
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sleeping is so bad ass.
November 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
sleeping is so bad ass.
Bought a metaphysics textbook uh oh
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Bought a metaphysics textbook uh oh
I'm hanging out with Sardine again.
November 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm hanging out with Sardine again.
Getting high on marijuana owns
November 8, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Getting high on marijuana owns
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I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
ChatGPT encouraged college graduate to commit suicide, family claims in lawsuit against OpenAI | CNN
A 23-year-old man killed himself in Texas after ChatGPT ‘goaded’ him to commit suicide, his family says in a lawsuit.
www.cnn.com
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I fully believe in the corporate death penalty and believe we would be a better world if OpenAI lost its corporate charter and was forcibly dissolved.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
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Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
we’re about to find out if loving SimCity makes you a better mayor
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
Mamdani was asked in 2002 by NY Mag what he wanted for Christmas and said SimCity 3000
June 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Finally a big city mayor raised on “YOU CAN’T CUT BACK ON FUNDING! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!”
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never kill yourself
Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz will reportedly return for a new 'The Mummy' movie
(via THR)
(via THR)
November 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
never kill yourself
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midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement
November 5, 2025 at 5:19 AM
midterm wipeout, massive stroke, incapacitated fourteen days, lame duck replacement
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Cuomo wouldn’t have even won with all of Sliwa’s voters, and I think that’s beautiful
November 5, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Cuomo wouldn’t have even won with all of Sliwa’s voters, and I think that’s beautiful
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Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Head in hands wondering how this could happen to me, the popular president who posted a video of myself shitting on everyone 2 weeks ago
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Give your energy to Darby Allin
a group of people are standing in a field with their arms in the air and a man standing on top of a truck .
ALT: a group of people are standing in a field with their arms in the air and a man standing on top of a truck .
media.tenor.com
October 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Give your energy to Darby Allin
I think he built it good.
Faulty engineering led to the implosion of an experimental submersible that killed five people on the way to the wreck of the Titanic, the NTSB concludes in a report.
Faulty engineering led to implosion of Titan submersible headed to Titanic wreckage, NTSB finds
The NTSB's report said OceanGate, the owner of the Titan, failed to adequately test the submersible and was unaware of its true durability.
nbcnews.to
October 16, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I think he built it good.