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Criag
@craigpsutton.bsky.social
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Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer.

My bangers feed:
https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav

My sketches here:
https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T
Ordinary bath mat?
Or a cat weighted blanket?
September 24, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Here are some nice mushrooms
August 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Ain't that just the way it is
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Meet our new cat; Barry White 😻
July 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
April 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
In the late 2020s, billionaires were hunted nearly to extinction. This grisly photo shows a mountain of billionaire skulls, driven by a growing market demand of wealth equity and human autonomy. The result was the end of the billionaire on Earth, with only a few surviving in captivity on Mars.
March 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Who's going to stop him this time?
We've already shown him there's no consequences. He's installing loyalists in every department. He's openly bribable. Big tech has fully capitulated to him. And his VP isn't going to suddenly get a conscience this time.
We're all that's left.
America, this is you.
February 1, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Some interesting cacti from a local nursery
January 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Am I still a reply guy if I reply to one of my replies?
January 11, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The world is a wife guy
December 30, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Yet another take
December 7, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Fruit thing,
I don't why.
Doesn't even matter how hard I try.
November 29, 2024 at 8:59 PM
I'm having a very long-con DM with this weird fake Peri Gilpin account (of Frasier fame).

I'm treating it semi-seriously just in case it's actually her, but dang she is really taking her time to ask for itunes gift cards!
November 28, 2024 at 12:36 AM
Bernie is also up late doom-scrolling
November 18, 2024 at 7:14 AM
Alert! I saw a skunk in my driveway and I looked at it until it skittered away! End alert!
October 15, 2024 at 5:43 AM
The only other thing I've been the first 10% in was smelting it and therefore dealting it. Congrats @bsky.app !
September 17, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Beggin Strips brand manager application
August 4, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Check out this chart showing my progress! Great work, me! I am on track to have the highest ever!
May 6, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Finally got a 100 streak nbd
March 27, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I went on a nature walk and did some wilderness photography
January 29, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Can anyone help me with today's crossword?
December 28, 2023 at 12:41 AM
Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe and the Gonzo Sports Show! *honk*
October 31, 2023 at 11:53 PM
I gotta say, I really love the Bluesky logo. The image of the open yonder, it really is a breath of fresh air. I hope they don't change it into some generic vectored two-tone cloud bs.
October 14, 2023 at 7:27 PM
Guys that wore these jeans a few years ago: are you doing okay now?
October 7, 2023 at 6:13 PM
What a world
August 13, 2023 at 9:10 PM