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Criag

Criag

@craigpsutton.bsky.social

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Opinions are not my own. Send help! Just tryna be a silly billy. I do stand-up, improv, sketch, and I'm a professional game designer. My bangers feed: https://tinyurl.com/nm3kyaav My sketches here: https://youtube.com/@teamlaundry?si=ZWIzuYFi5jM7V7_T

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Jul 11

Welcome to Craig's Bluesky page!

Estd. 2023

“Forever is composed of nows.”

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 11h

Oh this is a shoes-off house. Your sweaty feet help pick up the cat litter in the carpet.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 1d

Got arrested for punching a mime and the judge sentenced me to six months of community theater

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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 2d

Vote blue? No, matter who!

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

oop! something just went extinct

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 2d

Hamburger helps those that help themselves

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 1d

*their

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trickykat @trickykat.bsky.social · 2d

tears are just eye piss

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

more like not so united states of america gotem

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

What do you mean all of your names are "dog"

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

*BANG BANG BANG*

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 2d

“Thank you for using Google AI, would you like to kill 3 birds for us to draft an email for you?“

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 2d

A newly engaged neighbor asked me about marriage. I told him it's sort of like a museum. You have to be quiet and you can't really touch anything.

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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · Oct 19

Getting braces is like getting circumcised. Your parents decide for you, it's for cosmetic reasons, and it's weird if you do it as an adult.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

You paid for the whole seat but you'll only need to watch it on the camera of the person in front of you!!

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

Old dog new tricks and all that. Maybe it's time to do the humane thing...

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kelly knowles art @kellyknowles.art · 4d

i'll repost this forever i'm so proud of it

digital drawing of a psychedelic house interior in a fisheye perspective. it has a vibrant but somehow musty color scheme. rooms intersect at impossible angles and some walls are missing, opening up to a huge black void. endless rooms and hallways fade into the distance.

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

you might get lucky, let it ride

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 3d

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to circle the block for parking

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

bye bye bye

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

What a weird freak

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

Why does he insist on doing his own makeup still? Or does he tell the makeup artist to do it like that?

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kc g reen @kcg.bsky.social · 3d

tapping my breakfast burrito to turn its screen on. eating my phone and checking my burrito messages 🌯

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

The baleen whale would clean up there

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 4d

Aborted babies crawling around heaven like shrimp

Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 3d

They enslave what they can't possess