There’s so much I still don’t understand about them, but I keep forgetting to ask hard-hitting questions of the doctor.

They recommended 50mg every morning, but recently I’ve (accidentally) gone towards a three-in-four-days approach. That might just kill any effect though?

Made a conscious decision when I joined that I would never use The Big Two swear words, and almost never touch the middle tier (really just sticking to your hells, your damns etc.)

But that’s only in case current / future employers found me and searched. I’ll retweet sweary posts if they’re good!

Rangers, Celtic and the Abu Dhabi Money Launderers all back in the title races on the same day. Strong argument that this is #TheDayTheFootballDied.