Alyssa
@craftycryptid.bsky.social
BLM~Trans Rights~Pro woman Pro choice~ Free Palestine
Use the link to access organizations to support
https://linktr.ee/craftycryptid67
The horrors persist but so do we 🖤
Crafter, Horror lover, D&D enthusiast, and general big ol’ nerd.
She/they
🏳️🌈🍳
Use the link to access organizations to support
https://linktr.ee/craftycryptid67
The horrors persist but so do we 🖤
Crafter, Horror lover, D&D enthusiast, and general big ol’ nerd.
She/they
🏳️🌈🍳
To the Jehovas Witnesses that slipped a pamphlet in my door:
Did you not see the progressive pride flag? Or the BLM sign? Or the Free Palestine posters?
What do you think we’re going to do? Stop being gay? For your cult? No thank you.
Did you not see the progressive pride flag? Or the BLM sign? Or the Free Palestine posters?
What do you think we’re going to do? Stop being gay? For your cult? No thank you.
May 14, 2024 at 3:13 PM
To the Jehovas Witnesses that slipped a pamphlet in my door:
Did you not see the progressive pride flag? Or the BLM sign? Or the Free Palestine posters?
What do you think we’re going to do? Stop being gay? For your cult? No thank you.
Did you not see the progressive pride flag? Or the BLM sign? Or the Free Palestine posters?
What do you think we’re going to do? Stop being gay? For your cult? No thank you.
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Fantasy High Senior Year BBEG
April 30, 2024 at 3:49 PM
Fantasy High Senior Year BBEG
March 17, 2024 at 6:40 PM
My biggest fear is someone walking into the house and hearing my opera concert when I thought I was alone.
January 30, 2024 at 2:10 PM
My biggest fear is someone walking into the house and hearing my opera concert when I thought I was alone.
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The Onion cooking as usual
December 22, 2023 at 10:27 PM
The Onion cooking as usual
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Better names for existing things, number 16…
FOOD LIBRARY
FOOD LIBRARY
December 11, 2023 at 12:05 PM
Better names for existing things, number 16…
FOOD LIBRARY
FOOD LIBRARY
December 10, 2023 at 3:51 AM
Being 30 means stuff like this:
“I need a reality check on my outfit. I’m going for cool street wear but is it just frumpy bumpkin?”
“I need a reality check on my outfit. I’m going for cool street wear but is it just frumpy bumpkin?”
December 8, 2023 at 4:44 PM
Being 30 means stuff like this:
“I need a reality check on my outfit. I’m going for cool street wear but is it just frumpy bumpkin?”
“I need a reality check on my outfit. I’m going for cool street wear but is it just frumpy bumpkin?”
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"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
November 26, 2023 at 5:08 PM
"Smooth jazz implies the existence of harsh jazz," I say, affixing a bayonet to a trombone
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*pets him very carefully*
November 25, 2023 at 11:15 AM
*pets him very carefully*
Fun date ideas @mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
Want.
Photo de fume-cigarettes étranges inventés en 1954 par Robert Stern.
Photo de fume-cigarettes étranges inventés en 1954 par Robert Stern.
November 23, 2023 at 5:25 PM
Fun date ideas @mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
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At the moment social media is very much like a high school cafeteria, which each instance being a table:
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
This is hilarious, given how much of mastodon is dunking on Bluesky for being influencers
November 22, 2023 at 2:09 PM
At the moment social media is very much like a high school cafeteria, which each instance being a table:
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
Mastodon: Tech nerds
Threads: Popular crowd
Bluesky: Weirdos and stoners
TikTok: Theater kids
Former Twitter: Incels and trolls
Facebook: Teachers and staff
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This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
November 23, 2023 at 1:04 PM
This is the best bit of advice I’ve seen on the internet 😂
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Found out I have sleep apnea and will likely need a cpap. My helpful lovely spouse sends this 😒:
@mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
@mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
November 16, 2023 at 4:43 AM
Found out I have sleep apnea and will likely need a cpap. My helpful lovely spouse sends this 😒:
@mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
@mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
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making a constitution saving throw every time i take a bite of taco bell
November 13, 2023 at 1:58 AM
making a constitution saving throw every time i take a bite of taco bell
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November 12, 2023 at 1:47 AM
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the four words every woman wants to hear
November 9, 2023 at 4:54 PM
the four words every woman wants to hear
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Me to @mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
“It’s sucks that you don’t get to have girl math or boy math. You get non-binary math- which I think is just being good at math…”
😅
“It’s sucks that you don’t get to have girl math or boy math. You get non-binary math- which I think is just being good at math…”
😅
November 2, 2023 at 11:51 PM
Me to @mxdreagarcia.bsky.social
“It’s sucks that you don’t get to have girl math or boy math. You get non-binary math- which I think is just being good at math…”
😅
“It’s sucks that you don’t get to have girl math or boy math. You get non-binary math- which I think is just being good at math…”
😅
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ketchup diagram
October 18, 2023 at 3:16 PM
ketchup diagram
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I'm already competely radicalized about student loan debt but this might be my joker moment
The U.S. government has halted some efforts to collect an estimated $62 billion in past-due pandemic loans made to small businesses, concluding that aggressive attempts to recover the money — a portion of which may have been lost to fraud — could cost more than simply writing off the debt.
U.S. halts collection on some past-due covid loans, sparking federal probes
The Small Business Administration adopted the policy last April, prompting the agency’s watchdogs to warn last month that it “risks” violating federal law.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 18, 2023 at 2:48 PM
I'm already competely radicalized about student loan debt but this might be my joker moment
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EXALT HIS UNHOLY NAME, MOTHERFUCKERS
EXALT HIS UNHOLY NAME, MOTHERFUCKERS
October 15, 2023 at 1:55 PM
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EXALT HIS UNHOLY NAME, MOTHERFUCKERS
EXALT HIS UNHOLY NAME, MOTHERFUCKERS