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Imitation Crabmeats
@crabmeats.bsky.social
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Writer | Video Editor | Weirdo
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...as I'm checking it today, the videos load incredibly slowly or not at all, and I'm sure at any moment someone at [company name withheld from text] will notice the tiny amount of traffic and shut it down entirely.
Screenshot taken today from the "What kind of hacker are you?" supplemental quiz for the thrilling experience HashtagWargames
August 11, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Fanart of the various freaks lurking in the stream preroll
A collage of weirdos: Doom and Gloom composer urging you to stop all the sinning, a singer with terminal television lust, a pristine character in the 'maynga fighting pose', the antichrist Taz, and a murder puppet with eyes on slaying the coolest magician to ever live. Also: somewhere in this image is a clue for 20% off.
August 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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June 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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grizzle bers
May 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, and armando
March 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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DIVORCE written over a crude cactaur. This is what I do in my free time.
February 2, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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A chart for determining your Insufferable Dandy name. Perhaps you, too, are a Good Sir Montague Bindletoss. This information has no practical use.
December 30, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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December 25, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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November 24, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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That is nice, though every time I glance at the second picture it seems haunted for a microsecond.
Close-up of a segment of the picture that at first glance seems to have a spooky figure. To me, at least. Honestly, maybe I'd be better off if I could appreciate casual beauty without immediately going "But what about the GHOSTS!" Anyway, this is why my roommate won't talk to me anymore.
November 15, 2024 at 2:52 PM
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Image celebrating the Dreamcast's launch modified with FF8 screenshots, as it came out the same day. This is a very good joke.
September 10, 2024 at 2:18 PM
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Experts in the field recommend starting small with manageable doses, that you should tiptoe down the path of chemical experimentation until you find a mixture that works for you. WRONG. Those men are cowards. Fools. They will never know God’s wretched light and are destined to die masturbating alone in a Peruvian sewer. There is no room for half-measures here. When you inject a hot stream of Big Sticky into your veins, you had better be snorting a fat rail of Julia’s Nasty Rat Spice before that sweet poison has even reached your heart.
August 13, 2024 at 6:59 PM