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Crabcakes
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So, I guess I'll tell ya what ya want, what ya really, really want. I'll tell ya what ya want, what ya really, really want:
Angry, AuDHD, 🌈🐻 with a protector complex. White man standing tf up to racism and the patriarchy. Bigots beware of bear.
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Two men who had acquired high-powered weapons and practiced at gun ranges were scouting LGBTQ+ bars in suburban Detroit for a possible attack, authorities said Monday in filing terrorism-related charges against the pair.
https://to.pbs.org/47pesux
Two men accused of plotting terror attacks at LGBTQ+ bars in the Detroit area
According to a 72-page criminal complaint unsealed in federal court, the men had scouted LGBTQ+ bars in Ferndale, a Detroit suburb.
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November 3, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It's a frightening rabbit hole I've found myself in, comparing names of scientists brought through Project Paperclip to the names of prominent figures involved in this mess. Some Vogts (aka Vought) and a Thiel are tempting my curiosity about those 1600+ family trees. Many brought entire families. 🤔
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland says `` bye byeeee '' .
Alt: A cartoon clip of Alice from Alice in Wonderland falling down the rabbit hole and waving with the text "Bye Bye"
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October 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Apparently disabled people should simultaneously get out the house and get to work, whilst also only being "genuinely disabled" if we can't do anything other than exist...

We can never do right by bigots, so we should just be ourselves and laugh at how pathetic they are.
October 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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🔥 @jessicatarlov.bsky.social : “No one can confirm we’ve actually been taking out drug traffickers… the admiral in charge resigned… all these people have been blown up without any evidence of a crime… the government’s story is not adding up.”
October 27, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey! For a fun exercise for fun. Start making plans for the worst case and ID what that means for you. Make contingency plans and orgánize with the people you trust while identifying dangers and surroundings. Study tactics from history. Check your phys limits. Pay attn to the flagged words. For fun!
October 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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👇🏽 🎯 💰 🤷🏼‍♂️
July 6, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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pretty weird how there's always billion dollars just lying around whenever ICE needs concentration camps but there's never any money when children need healthcare or a simple school lunch. oh well just one of those things I guess
July 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Fellow NDs, don't spend a second on trying to explain anything to the allistics this disability pride month. They never do, and they don't deserve our clarity when they choose to be rude, dismissive, and generally awful to us when we misunderstand. This month, let them stew in being misunderstood.
July 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
An example of casual ableism. State something vague and be insulting to someone for misunderstanding your vague bs seems to be trending during disabilty pride month, because of course it is. I'll never understand the willingness to go on the offense for something that was not in any way combative. 🙄
Genius, you enable location sharing, report ICE, disable location sharing, then move away. ICE knows where they are so it doesn't help them to find you if you tell them where they are.

You're welcome for another tech lesson.
July 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
For all those "straws aren't manly" types, how girthy are your cigars? Do they need a certain circumference for you to suck on them? Do you prefer cut or uncut?
a man with a beard and mustache smoking a cigar
Alt: a man with a beard and mustache smoking a cigar
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June 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I sure as hell have noticed. How about you? 🤨
June 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Are we just going to keep glossing over how many democrats in office chose to vote against impeachment? Glaring at Sarah McBride and Jamie Raskin, especially. Y'all just keep reminding us you can't be trusted. 128 of you fakes.
June 27, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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I wonder if Mitch McConnell assumed Americans who lost their healthcare would "get over it" because they will be dead.
June 25, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Time to pick a side, America. Is this the future you want for us?
June 25, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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I believe this should be shared extensively...

Have a great weekend! ☀️🙏🦋🌸

#Cali
June 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Brutal.
June 18, 2025 at 8:48 PM
👏👏👏
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 17, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social
June 9, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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June 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Never tested it personally, but a Maalox and water mixture on the skin can (apparently) provide instant relief for various gasses (tear/pepper/etc), saline solution for the eyes, and some swear a vinegar soaked cloth or bandana to breathe through can help with inhalation, water too.
June 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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Welcome to America, where protesting illegal kidnappings without due process is an insurrection, but attacking the nation’s Capitol is not.
June 7, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”
May 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM