crabby RN
@crabbyrn.bsky.social
misplaced marylander. baltimore sports enthusiast (for better or worse) and also absolutely unhinged. 🦀🍾
Just came over here to scream into the void that I miss my OG twitter pals and I’ll never forgive that shithead for ruining my fav online place
April 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Just came over here to scream into the void that I miss my OG twitter pals and I’ll never forgive that shithead for ruining my fav online place
Remember that time I got absolutely roasted on twitter for asking if it was unreasonable to ask maintenance to unclog my shower drain? 🤣 that’s why I was afraid to ask this question
December 7, 2024 at 5:42 AM
Remember that time I got absolutely roasted on twitter for asking if it was unreasonable to ask maintenance to unclog my shower drain? 🤣 that’s why I was afraid to ask this question
What do yall like.. the light to replace the water filter in my fridge is on in the apartment that I rent. Do I need to go get a filter and change it or is that regular maintenance I can ask the property management company to replace???
December 7, 2024 at 5:14 AM
What do yall like.. the light to replace the water filter in my fridge is on in the apartment that I rent. Do I need to go get a filter and change it or is that regular maintenance I can ask the property management company to replace???
Idk guys I might have to head back to twitter
December 3, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Idk guys I might have to head back to twitter
Sending this to my dad let’s see what happens
December 3, 2024 at 5:48 PM
Sending this to my dad let’s see what happens
I woke up for no reason at 745, laid here on my phone for 2 hours and now I feel like I could fall back asleep but I should really get up
December 3, 2024 at 2:36 PM
I woke up for no reason at 745, laid here on my phone for 2 hours and now I feel like I could fall back asleep but I should really get up
I am irrationally obsessed with justin hartley right now but turns out watching 6 straight hours of tracker could give me nightmares so I must watch a few episodes of friends before I fall asleep. Those are the rules
December 3, 2024 at 6:13 AM
I am irrationally obsessed with justin hartley right now but turns out watching 6 straight hours of tracker could give me nightmares so I must watch a few episodes of friends before I fall asleep. Those are the rules
Every time I tell someone at work that they have kidney stones, I think of the doctor on the episode of friends where phoebe has the triplets and joey has kidney stones and the way he says it. “Kidney STONES!” And I chuckle a little bit
December 3, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Every time I tell someone at work that they have kidney stones, I think of the doctor on the episode of friends where phoebe has the triplets and joey has kidney stones and the way he says it. “Kidney STONES!” And I chuckle a little bit
100 million trillion percent this. I’m considering stopping my glp-1 because I think it’s contributing to my increased migraines despite having lost over 30 pounds in the last 3 months
Not sure what hypotheticals you are dreaming up but I’ve decided if there is a migraine intervention with a 95% chance of complete remission but a 5% chance of complete death, I would totally go for it
December 3, 2024 at 1:44 AM
100 million trillion percent this. I’m considering stopping my glp-1 because I think it’s contributing to my increased migraines despite having lost over 30 pounds in the last 3 months
Why does my chest hurt for hours after I workout when it’s cold this is inconvenient and does not make me want to workout again until spring
December 2, 2024 at 11:33 PM
Why does my chest hurt for hours after I workout when it’s cold this is inconvenient and does not make me want to workout again until spring
Mccrashcart for the mccode 🤣
December 2, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Mccrashcart for the mccode 🤣
Not me complaining about getting gas when it’s 28 degrees out then coming home to watch the bills game where fans are sitting outside while what looks like literal feet of snow falls from the sky 🤣
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Not me complaining about getting gas when it’s 28 degrees out then coming home to watch the bills game where fans are sitting outside while what looks like literal feet of snow falls from the sky 🤣
The worst decision I ever made in my whole life was made when I was a child and I decided to like football
December 2, 2024 at 12:15 AM
The worst decision I ever made in my whole life was made when I was a child and I decided to like football
I’m so glad I’m not a steelers fan Pickens is such a fucking piece of shit
December 1, 2024 at 6:38 PM
I’m so glad I’m not a steelers fan Pickens is such a fucking piece of shit
Why does mike tomlin always look like he’s about to start making out with his players at any moment.. that guy’s a fucking weirdo
December 1, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Why does mike tomlin always look like he’s about to start making out with his players at any moment.. that guy’s a fucking weirdo
Migraines are SO STUPID. Why does the weather make me so miserable
December 1, 2024 at 6:13 PM
Migraines are SO STUPID. Why does the weather make me so miserable
Ok update on the mom Christmas present saga.. ravens tumbler, kristin hannah book, ulta gift card (she mentioned wanting new makeup but not knowing what kind). Maybe some cozy slippers??? Ugh I feel like the worst daughter
December 1, 2024 at 5:03 PM
Ok update on the mom Christmas present saga.. ravens tumbler, kristin hannah book, ulta gift card (she mentioned wanting new makeup but not knowing what kind). Maybe some cozy slippers??? Ugh I feel like the worst daughter
This picture came from the elevator at my hospital and now it was shared on instagram by nurse life 🤣
November 30, 2024 at 6:36 PM
This picture came from the elevator at my hospital and now it was shared on instagram by nurse life 🤣
Dude on his balcony smoking weed while I’m walking in from work: hello! Dude it’s way too cold what the hell is going on??
Uhh bro it’s november 30th in pennsylvania. What’s going on is called winter and it goes on every year.
Uhh bro it’s november 30th in pennsylvania. What’s going on is called winter and it goes on every year.
November 30, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Dude on his balcony smoking weed while I’m walking in from work: hello! Dude it’s way too cold what the hell is going on??
Uhh bro it’s november 30th in pennsylvania. What’s going on is called winter and it goes on every year.
Uhh bro it’s november 30th in pennsylvania. What’s going on is called winter and it goes on every year.
What are y’all getting your moms for Christmas??? I have a great gift for my dad but I’m drawing a blank on what to get my mom
November 29, 2024 at 6:40 AM
What are y’all getting your moms for Christmas??? I have a great gift for my dad but I’m drawing a blank on what to get my mom
Can y’all believe my hospital didn’t even give us a free thanksgiving meal AND the cafeteria had ONE line open that was serving sorta thanksgiving food but we had to PAY for it?! Never have I ever seen such bullshit. If I have to eat dry turkey and instant taters they should be free
November 29, 2024 at 6:04 AM
Can y’all believe my hospital didn’t even give us a free thanksgiving meal AND the cafeteria had ONE line open that was serving sorta thanksgiving food but we had to PAY for it?! Never have I ever seen such bullshit. If I have to eat dry turkey and instant taters they should be free
Guys I really want to order my family’s Christmas presents from @weratedogs.com but I just cannot pay $19 for shipping 😭
November 28, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Guys I really want to order my family’s Christmas presents from @weratedogs.com but I just cannot pay $19 for shipping 😭
Lord help my bank account today
November 28, 2024 at 5:14 PM
Lord help my bank account today
Y’all should have seen the way molly came rip roaring up the deck steps when I got to my parents’ house tonight like.. idk what it’s like to have a significant other but if they aren’t going to love me like that dog does, then it’s not worth it 🥰
November 28, 2024 at 5:56 AM
Y’all should have seen the way molly came rip roaring up the deck steps when I got to my parents’ house tonight like.. idk what it’s like to have a significant other but if they aren’t going to love me like that dog does, then it’s not worth it 🥰
Yall justin hartley as some vigilante good guy with a gun is like… YUMMY
November 28, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Yall justin hartley as some vigilante good guy with a gun is like… YUMMY