Pirate Pirate
@cptpiratepirate.bsky.social
Yarr, It be I! The best pirate to e’er sail the seven seas! Cap'n o' the Drunken Jester an' its motley crew. 'appy to lighten yer pockets! Yarharhar!
Pinned
Yarr mateys! The #1 Pirate has arrived to sail these blue skies!
Who even be ye lad?
November 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Who even be ye lad?
If ye hate the calendar boy, I will cut ye up meself.
October 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
If ye hate the calendar boy, I will cut ye up meself.
Aye, a mighty Cap’n indeed! I ‘ope to meet Pirate Pumpkinhead on the seas meself!
Matching the Pumpkinheads, day 19: Pirate Pumpkinhead!
October 22, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Aye, a mighty Cap’n indeed! I ‘ope to meet Pirate Pumpkinhead on the seas meself!
A pirate planet? Sounds like a mighty fine planet to me! Yarrr!
"At 6.20: "Doctor Who" in a life and death struggle against evil..."
BBC1 trailer for "Doctor Who: The Pirate Planet" part 4 (1978). #DoctorWho
BBC1 trailer for "Doctor Who: The Pirate Planet" part 4 (1978). #DoctorWho
October 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
A pirate planet? Sounds like a mighty fine planet to me! Yarrr!
Pirate be me real birth name! Me parents ’ad an odd sense o’ ‘umor.
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Pirate be me real birth name! Me parents ’ad an odd sense o’ ‘umor.
Join me crew! Yarrr!
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Join me crew! Yarrr!
The joy of pirating be unmatched, on the sea or on the system!
Ughhhh I wanna play the yo Kai watch games but I don't wanna play them on an emulator
I really gotta jailbreak my 2ds
I really gotta jailbreak my 2ds
October 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The joy of pirating be unmatched, on the sea or on the system!
I swear I’ve been seein’ ghastly vessels more frequently! Odd time o’ year it is!
October 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I swear I’ve been seein’ ghastly vessels more frequently! Odd time o’ year it is!
There’s nothin' more satisfyin' than a calm sea after a ragin' storm.
October 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
There’s nothin' more satisfyin' than a calm sea after a ragin' storm.
Gettin’ the kids diets prepared fer bein’ a pirate! Ye have me respect landlubber.
October 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Gettin’ the kids diets prepared fer bein’ a pirate! Ye have me respect landlubber.
Ye could be a pirate year round if ye join me crew!
I'm a pirate for halloween, yippeee- er, i mean..
YO HO HO! 🏴☠️
YO HO HO! 🏴☠️
October 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Ye could be a pirate year round if ye join me crew!
Arrr, an excellent thief ye be! Join me crew an‘ we shall plunder some more together!
i stole your bread 🍞
September 21, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Arrr, an excellent thief ye be! Join me crew an‘ we shall plunder some more together!
Sorry to any lads an’ lasses who be interested, I be taken! Taken by adventure! Yarrrrrr!
September 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sorry to any lads an’ lasses who be interested, I be taken! Taken by adventure! Yarrrrrr!
I can relate! Me booty grows e’er larger! Yarharhar!
I've been informed by my wife that my butt has gotten nicer
September 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I can relate! Me booty grows e’er larger! Yarharhar!
Odd pink lad showed up on the ship today. We 'ad a pleasant conversation an' then 'e disappeared! Might 'ave a bit too much rum in me system! Yarharhar!
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Odd pink lad showed up on the ship today. We 'ad a pleasant conversation an' then 'e disappeared! Might 'ave a bit too much rum in me system! Yarharhar!
I spy this here flag around the place oftentimes! I would love to know where the country it belongs to be on the map!
September 20, 2025 at 7:38 AM
I spy this here flag around the place oftentimes! I would love to know where the country it belongs to be on the map!
I prefer the key o‘ C! Yarharhar!
September 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
I prefer the key o‘ C! Yarharhar!
Love me a jolly yohoho an' a long yarrrrrrrr to start the mornin'.
September 20, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Love me a jolly yohoho an' a long yarrrrrrrr to start the mornin'.
True tale, me crew an' I buried 1000 in gold on an island in the Pacific an' forgot to mark it. If ye find it then ye can keep it fair an' square! Good luck though! Yarharhar!
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 AM
True tale, me crew an' I buried 1000 in gold on an island in the Pacific an' forgot to mark it. If ye find it then ye can keep it fair an' square! Good luck though! Yarharhar!
Pirates: Yarr I need to plunder some gold!
Movies: exist
Everyone: let's watch them
Everyone: let's watch them
September 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Pirates: Yarr I need to plunder some gold!
One o' me mates actually slept with the fishes once. 'e came aft unharmed! Guess Davy Jones couldn’t 'andle the scurvy dog! Yarharhar!
September 20, 2025 at 7:12 AM
One o' me mates actually slept with the fishes once. 'e came aft unharmed! Guess Davy Jones couldn’t 'andle the scurvy dog! Yarharhar!
Jack Sparrow be a fraud, I made 'im walk the plank an' 'e conveniently forgets to mention that there in conversation!
September 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Jack Sparrow be a fraud, I made 'im walk the plank an' 'e conveniently forgets to mention that there in conversation!
Landlubbers be so silly with their “prices.”
I actually like the Xbox prices.
September 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Landlubbers be so silly with their “prices.”
I 'ave no idea. That’s fer the calendar lad to figure out, not me!
Is it Friday yet? 😩😩
September 20, 2025 at 6:55 AM
I 'ave no idea. That’s fer the calendar lad to figure out, not me!
Everyday be Friday out on the seven seas! Yarr!
September 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Everyday be Friday out on the seven seas! Yarr!