CptMaximum
@cptmaximum.bsky.social
a.k.a. dj corned cob
rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts
out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese)
all hail the obelisk
IT/Helpdesk goblin
rippin em and dippin em, cold cuts
out grustlin, makin that turn n burn (grillt cheese)
all hail the obelisk
IT/Helpdesk goblin
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Things can be better. We can build new systems of care. We can change things. This is just one example
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Things can be better. We can build new systems of care. We can change things. This is just one example
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did something to my knee like a week ago. went dizzy from pain this morning when i moved it wrong. great.
December 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
did something to my knee like a week ago. went dizzy from pain this morning when i moved it wrong. great.
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
Left: FDR campaign speech, October 1936
Right: 1936 electoral map
Right: 1936 electoral map
November 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I listened to a biography of FDR recently and the throughline of his first 2 terms is that he was boldly against monied interests in word and deed and the American people fucking loved him to death for it*
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
*kept reelecting him until he literally died in office
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my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
my stupid stupid brain had to draw this
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engineer familiars
November 22, 2025 at 2:57 AM
engineer familiars
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GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
GIVE THANKS (GRATITUDE FREESTYLE)
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“Thanks” for “giving” me all your dinner suckers!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
“Thanks” for “giving” me all your dinner suckers!!!!!!!
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my bogos are thoroughly, irrevocably binted
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
my bogos are thoroughly, irrevocably binted
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(door chime) do you guys have any cheese snacks in there
November 26, 2025 at 6:25 AM
(door chime) do you guys have any cheese snacks in there
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jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
September 28, 2025 at 10:40 AM
jc denton: word on the street is people can get anything from you. vaccines. drugs. even bofa.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
deus ex npc: what's bofa?
jc denton, pulling out gun: i'm asking the questions here.
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greatest show ever
November 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
greatest show ever
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Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
November 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Cannot believe this soccer game announcer who talks like a @jonbois.bsky.social post
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"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
November 16, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today's version of "seize him" imo
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha