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Christopher Douglas
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Memphis TN. Lover of Vinyl, Cigars, Record Stores. Former IT Profesional. Jiffer Keane's lucky and grateful husband. Bijou and Arlo's dad. Unitarian-Universalist. Liberal ❄️
If the R's lose the House and Senate in '26, it will be because Trump is tanking the economy, not because of his attacks on black & brown people, GLTBQ+, women, anyone who dares criticize Israel, etc. Why is he destroying the economy when NOT doing that would hand MAGA power in perpetuity?
March 28, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It's A-OK that the Trump Administration is ignoring court orders. I mean after all, they're not hurting YOU or anyone YOU know, right? It's all "illegals" and Palestinians with funny names, right? I mean, they'll never take a WHITE dude and disappear him for saying shit about Tesla, right? Right?
March 16, 2025 at 11:08 PM
ANTIFA is carrying out terroristic missions on the airline industry to harm President Musk, er, I mean, Trump. www.jalopnik.com/1810948/boei...
Boeing Jet Catches Fire On Colorado Runway, Passengers Evacuate Onto Wings - Jalopnik
Twelve people were taken to the hospital after an American Airlines plane caught fire on the runway at Denver International Airport on Thursday.
www.jalopnik.com
March 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Can't wait until my Canadian, Mexican and Ukranian flags are delivered. Going to put them in rotation with our Pride flag and see if any of the neighbors feel it necessary to defend Trump.
March 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Shitshow warning: Trump is going to come unglued during his speech tonight due to the presence of fired federal workers brought in as guests by the Democrats. Get your popcorn ready.
March 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Dateline 3/14/26: President Trump arrived to his daily presser naked, covered in catsup and clutching a Mr. Potato Head. He sang the theme song from "The Patty Duke Show" and then flung his own feces at reporters. Press Secretary Leavitt reminded reporters that President Obama once wore a tan suit.
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
May you live long enough to watch Trump's funeral, Elon Musk go to jail, J.D. Vance sell mops on QVC and companies that ditched DEI suffer for it.
February 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Rooting for Team Canada in the finals of the 4 Nations Face-Off. Never could have imagined back in 1980 during the Miracle on Ice that I would rooting for someone other than Team USA in any world sporting event, but we're the bad guys now. We're not a force for good in the world anymore.
February 21, 2025 at 4:06 AM
There's a saying I heard a long time ago that I believe in: "Sometimes you just gotta let the bus crash." The Trumpers who don't live in gated communities are starting to figure out all this fuckery Trump & Musk are pulling isn't worth the price of beating the Pronoun Police. FAFO MAGAs...
February 19, 2025 at 12:10 AM
What I would've given to have been in the room when J.D. Vance was lecturing Europe's leadership about how to govern properly. If I were the President of France, I would have told him to STFU and go back to his hick town in Ohio and eat some BBQ'd dog.
February 17, 2025 at 9:49 PM
So torn between fighting all the Trump fuckery and letting all those fools who didn't bother to vote because the Democrats haven't done enough for them get it right in the ass.
February 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
“They’ve got your data, dumbass.”
Michael Steele telling it like it is 👇
February 17, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Fuck all the Trumpers on the Chiefs. Thank you to the Eagles for sending them home butthurt and embarrassed.
February 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
No shots of Taylor Swift yet on a Superbowl hosted by Trump TV.
February 10, 2025 at 12:37 AM
February 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
For a guy who has been documented as telling over 20k lies and counting, Trump sure has been good to his word about fucking up the government...
February 1, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Damn. And just as I was starting to listen to and read CNN again. Oh well, uninstall...
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
CNN anchor Jim Acosta will exit network after turning down midnight shift
Veteran CNN journalist Jim Acosta, known for his aggressive coverage of the Trump administration, is leaving the network rather than take a midnight shift.
www.latimes.com
January 28, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I was laid off by Johnson & Johnson IT after 24 years in Oct. I was happy. I have spent 34 years doing work I don't enjoy. I need to keep working, but I now want to work in the non-profit sector, hopefully doing anything but IT. Working on my resume today. I'd rather have a root canal...
January 23, 2025 at 10:39 PM
And he would have gotten away with it if weren't for those meddlesome judges who swore to uphold the US Constitution. www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
Judge blocks Trump's birthright citizenship order, calling it 'blatantly unconstitutional'
The order has already become the subject of five lawsuits by civil rights groups and Democratic attorneys general from 22 states.
www.usatoday.com
January 23, 2025 at 7:25 PM