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@cpt.janey.gay
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The Bugs Bunny "I wish all" meme, which reads “I wish all cissies a very fuck off"
October 14, 2025 at 8:48 AM
cpt.janey.gay
Just found out why Jadzia got done so dirty.
A picture of a TV displaying the end credits of the television show Star Trek Deep Space Nine with a big red circle around the special video compositing credit which is credited to CIS HOLLYWOOD.
October 11, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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Going to bed, but posting one of my nicer recent selfies for morale purposes! Hopefully I'll wake up to something nice. 😊
A shot of Janey out on the smokers bench at work. She's smiling and wearing a sleeveless red and gold sleeveless blouse with black flowers across the bust, black slacks, and her trademark brown floral glasses.
September 29, 2025 at 5:32 AM
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Grab your chance to join us now!
A humorous shot of Rachel grabbing Janey's right boob.
September 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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We're calling it a Mohawk. As a treat.
A pic of Janey sitting on her couch looking vaguely dramatic with a lil tiny Mohawk sitting atop her freshly razor shaved head. She also wears a blue sleeveless top with strappy boob window.
September 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A VERY packed couch for tonight! 😁
5 beautiful trans women sitting on a couch smiling.
August 31, 2025 at 2:47 AM
cpt.janey.gay
We accidentally landed on a theme for the evening.
Three beautiful trans women in red dresses sitting on a couch smiling.
August 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
cpt.janey.gay
Dr. Janey, Dr. Janey
🎼🎺🎵
Dr. Janey, Dr. Janey!
🎼🎺🎵
Dr. Janey, Dr. Janey...
Ohhhhhh, Dr. Janey!
(Dr. Janey, DOCTOR JANEY!!!)
A tall white trans lady with long wavy brown hair sits on a black bench with a concrete divider and trees behind her. She smiles softly, wearing her trademark brown floral glasses and red lipstick along with a light blue and pink floral dress with a little white jacket over it.
August 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
cpt.janey.gay
AAAAAAAH I FEEL SO CUUUUUUUUUTE IN THIS!!!
Janey sits on her porch smiling, wearing a tank top designed to look like R2D2 and short denim shorts.
July 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
cpt.janey.gay
The selfie camera on my new phone is *obscenely* good.
Janey sits in a restaurant booth smiling, wearing her trademark brown floral glasses and pink lipstick along with a pale green peasant dress.
July 15, 2025 at 1:41 AM
cpt.janey.gay
Hey @blessupbitch.bsky.social! I'd like to follow you back but I'm hesitant to ruin a perfectly good bit.
A screen shot of Bless Up Bitch's profile, with her followers count of 69 circled in red.
July 9, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Still alive and having a nice night out for once at the @tgqh.org social! 🤪
A tall white trans lady with long wavy brown hair sits in a bar smiling with her tongue sticking out. She wears a sleeveless navy blue floral dress whilst she drops what she understands to be a "deuce" gesture with her left hand.
July 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
cpt.janey.gay
Oh yeah, victory was achieved! 😁
A close up shot of Janey's long almond shaped French tip acrylic nails with little gold jewels at the base.
June 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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The face of a still mad woman waiting for the nail place to open so they can fix this shit.
Janey sits in her car and a clenched fist smiling weakly. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses along with a sleeveless grey blouse and short denim shorts.
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
cpt.janey.gay
Starting now with a packed couch!
3 white trans ladies smiling and goofing whilst sitting on a couch.
June 8, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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This little busy bee finally found 5 minutes to herself! 🤪
A picture of Janey sitting on a bench smiling with a concrete divider and trees behind her. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and pink lipstick along with a three-quarter sleeve tan and brown patterned dress with a wide brown corset style belt
May 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
cpt.janey.gay
HAPPY WEDNESDAY Y'ALL! 🥳

We are once again hoping that our "best" is good enough to get through the day! 🤪

May *your* best be enough too.

Janey loves you! 💜❤️💜❤️💜
Janey sits in a cluttered office smiling tiredly. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and red lipstick along with a match houndstooth jacket and skirt over a white blouse.
May 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
cpt.janey.gay
Tonight's Hosting Fit!
Janey sits on her porch smiling. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and pink lipstick along with a tan miniskirt with a navy blue cold shoulder blouse.
May 11, 2025 at 12:59 AM
cpt.janey.gay
HAPPY MONDAY Y'ALL! 🥳

WELL IF IT ISN'T LIL' MISS LASHES, BACK AT IT AGAIN! 🤪

Turns out I had some leftover credits at my old lash place, so might as well use 'em! 😁

May your next surprise be a joyful one.

Janey loves you! 💜❤️💜❤️💜
Janey sits in her car smiling, not wearing her trademark brown floral glasses to show off her freshly installed lashes. She's wearing a blue psychedelic patterned cap sleeved blouse and black slacks.
May 5, 2025 at 5:54 PM
cpt.janey.gay
HAPPY WEDNESDAY Y'ALL! 🥳

I am not awake enough for all this chicanery! Surely more coffee will fix things! 😜

May our best always be enough.

Janey loves you! 💜❤️💜❤️💜
A tall white trans lady with long wavy brown hair sits in her office chair smiling. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and red lipstick along with a "nebula" colored sleeveless blouse.
April 30, 2025 at 2:18 PM
cpt.janey.gay
HAPPY MONDAY Y'ALL! 🥳

It's been awhile since I've done one of these and I'm trying to get back in the habit, so hiya!

May it all work out in the end!🤞🏻

Janey loves you! 💜❤️💜❤️💜
Janey sits on a black bench smiling with a concrete divider and trees behind her. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and red lipstick along with a brown and tan patterned dress with a wide brown corset style belt.
April 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
cpt.janey.gay
Your hostess with the mostest has logged on.
Janey smiles while sitting on her brown couch. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and a strapless black and purple pattern dress.
April 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
cpt.janey.gay
Somehow I am 42!
Janey sits on a pink and white office chair smiling. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and red lipstick along with an electric blue camisole and short denim shorts.
April 26, 2025 at 3:06 AM
cpt.janey.gay
One very happy birthday girl (with @damnchocobo.bsky.social).
Rachel (chin length blonde hair, black t-shirt ) and Janey (long wavy brown hair, blue and grey striped short sleeve blouse) cuddling and smiling happily on their couch with a bunch of action figures behind them.
April 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
cpt.janey.gay
Easter fit!
A tall white trans lady with long wavy brown hair sits stands on her porch smiling with her left hand on her hip. She wears her trademark brown floral glasses and red lipstick along with a little teal cardigan over a white dress with teal flowers on it.
April 20, 2025 at 10:01 PM