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Clifford
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Semi involved human and comedian based in the PNW. Love soccer in Oregon and hope it continues to flourish beyond the Timbers & Thorns. Dabble competitively in Pokemon Unite. 🇵🇷
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IMO USL has no choice but to change the calendar as well. I’ll get more into that this week. But here’s a starter.

beyondthe90.substack.com/p/the-ripple...
The Ripple Effect: Analyzing MLS' Calendar Shift and Its Impact on the USL Ecosystem
USL has some serious headaches coming as a result and needs to pivot as best they can
beyondthe90.substack.com
November 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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11695 I’m talking to you! We’ve received over 50K resumes, from every single zip code in NYC… except for one.

Apply today and help us build a City Hall for everyone.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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'Four cones wins, but in order to get a cone you have to build a civilization. Which is where the spirit cards come in'
November 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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This is this cop’s ICE audition tape.
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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Roberts and Brain Funeral Directors have asked us to clarify that, contrary to rumours, they are not actually two laboratory mice disguised as humans, one of them isn't a 'genius', and the other isn't 'insane' and they have no current plans to 'take over the world'.
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 AM
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The two party system is incompatible with democracy.

We must change our electoral system to restore democracy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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@wyden.senate.gov @merkley.senate.gov Just say no. Do not acquiesce on this issue.
Sounds like the squishes in the senate caucus are ready to pull the plug with no ACA changes. This is real. If you want to register your opinion you shld call yr senator in the next hour. They not only want to reopen w/nothing. They want cover from their colleagues who still want to hold out.
November 9, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Just a reminder that all of the republicans in congress who are at church this morning and quote scripture on Xchan all the time are currently starving their own constituents to protect the Pedo in Chief from the release of the Epstein files.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Absolutely insane goal in insane conditions in the CPL final. Absurd.
November 9, 2025 at 11:09 PM
What a fucking disaster

Democrats willing to throw regular people under the bus to preserve the interests of their corporate donors.

Republicans have done nothing to earn trust or a concession.

Democrats are willing to give it all away for more bullshit. Can't decide who hates Americans more.
November 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Spread it. Oh and hell no.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8DCtfrw/
11/9
TikTok video by Aaron Parnas
www.tiktok.com
November 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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New York millionaires: threatening to flee the city since 2009
November 7, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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expanding 10 minute bus service . . .
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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Army posts and then removes list of German food banks for troops during shutdown trib.al/8iK0PDN
Army posts and then removes list of German food banks for troops during shutdown
The Army removed the list after German media reported that U.S. troops were using the local foodbanks, a U.S. official said.
trib.al
November 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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BREAKING: Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent. Sean Dunn faced a misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by Trump's DOJ.

Hilarious: "The jury feasted on sandwiches for lunch before delivering the verdict."😅
November 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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I want sandwich guy murals in every major U.S. city by Sunday. Get to work, you talented lot of street artists. 🫡🫡🫡
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.

Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.

[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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SHUTDOWN HELP: Across America, neighbors are flipping Little Free Libraries into Little Free Pantries—stocked with food, diapers, and hope. From Dallas to Richardson to everywhere, people are proving community won’t shut down, even if government does.
November 3, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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...and less than 24 hours later Condé Nast has fired Lex and the rest of the Teen Vogue political desk, even as stories like this were bringing huge numbers of readers to the site
dissatisfied by the New York Times coverage of Zohran Mamdani?

great news! I talked to the guy Thursday about his campaign’s success at bringing community together beyond this election, and contextualized how it’s potentially shifted youth engagement with politics by simply listening @teenvogue.com
Zohran Mamdani's Establishment-Fighting Campaign Built Community for Young People
“What Mamdani has done is not only inspire and mobilize young people, but he has exposed the establishment and some of their calcified views of participation and inclusion.”
www.teenvogue.com
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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mamdani is the model for future dem candidates and it can work in all 50 states. not the boring milquetoast candidates who refuse to take a position on hot button issues. they inspire nobody but dnc ad makers.
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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We’re looking for people representing a variety of perspectives to join the Tualatin Valley (TV) Highway Transit & Safety Project’s Community Advisory Committee, which will provide feedback about design to the project’s decision makers.

Learn more and apply: trimet.org/tvhighway
TV Highway Transit & Safety Project
We are upgrading bus service on TV Highway to FX.
trimet.org
November 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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washington county folks should make sure to check this one out, TV highway is going to be the next big FX project after design wraps up on 82nd ave
We’re looking for people representing a variety of perspectives to join the Tualatin Valley (TV) Highway Transit & Safety Project’s Community Advisory Committee, which will provide feedback about design to the project’s decision makers.

Learn more and apply: trimet.org/tvhighway
TV Highway Transit & Safety Project
We are upgrading bus service on TV Highway to FX.
trimet.org
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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I was laid off from Teen Vogue this week, alongside multiple other phenomenal team members.

At our Summit, I was asked how it felt to be 1 of 2 Black women left and what that meant for representation. Now, there are no Black women at Teen Vogue and that is incredibly painful to think about.
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 PM