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Hopeful Chump
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I don't know what I'm doing more than half of the time
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Desperately want to know what the IRL version of this particular Carvel monster cake would look like
November 12, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Otis welcomes a fellow soul patch haver
A tuxedo cat sits on a bookshelf among some greenery. He has a white muzzle with a patch of black on his chin
November 8, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Trump's expression of care is killing me
Still of everyone in the room ministering to the dude who passed out, while Trump stands behind his desk looking in the opposite direction, like he's already bored with drama that's not about him
November 6, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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He can't even care about this while it's happening
Still from video where Trump's team is ministering to the person who passed out, and Trump is standing behind his desk, looking away and seeming annoyed
November 6, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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Happy birthday! Here’s Squid and a sculpture of Squid
Black cat with little white fang poking out Sculpture of a cat with a fang poking out
November 6, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Hey, I was there too! So many speedy queens!
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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Hehe - I’m making a little sculpture of mine (still in progress):
Little black cat sculpture in progress. Still needs color for his eyes and collar, but his little white fang is ready The original, a sweet black cat with a little fang poking out
October 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Squid always has at least one fang out
October 3, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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520 might not be a whole moose. They're really big!
Comparison showing moose (average height 5-6.5 ft) and elephant (average height 8.2-13 ft)
July 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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It’s even worse when you’re making cat toys
A sewn mouse toy is centered on a white background with pink embroidery floss and scissors. At the top of the photo is a blurry tuxedo cat’s nose coming in for a sniff
July 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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My other cat Otis demands to be admired as well
A tuxedo cat perched on a towel rack looks equally adorable and uncomfortable
July 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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This is Squid but his full name is Pugsley Horatio Squidlington III
A sweet black with a lil snagged tooth snuggled up on the couch
July 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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And now I get to use mine
Oh my god. It’s a pervert.
June 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Please give the kitten's face a nibble. It's Martha Stewart approved
A lady with blonde hair and a pink-and-white striped shirt holds a fluffy gray kitten. Martha Stewart is biting the kitten's face. The caption says "As with all my new pets, I gently bit each kitten on the face. This is how I let my animals know that I am now their mother."
June 28, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Oh my god. It’s a pervert.
June 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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Say Drake
June 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Not bad for a start!
June 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Taskmaster shot of a bearded man dressed as a little girl saying, “Oh my god. It’s a pervert.”
June 16, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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This is one of the cars my mom saw yesterday when protesting in Texas:
White hearse with pro-Trump messages on the side, including “Vote like your life depends on it. It does!” and “Collecting Democrat votes one dead stiff at a time.”
June 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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It’s very rare for me to snap a post, but this still makes me smile every time I see it
Post says “It’s my daughter’s birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. Please note:this is not a complaint. If this had been the picture on the website I would have paid more.” Below are two pictures: on the left a very warm and friendly monster cake with ice cream cone horns who really looks like they’ve got their life together; on the right, a monster cake inside its box looks stunned and somehow out of breath
May 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Even Martha knows this
Photo of a woman in pink holding a cat while Martha Stewart bites the cat's face. The cat seems into it
May 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Otis would like some alone time with his one true love, the warm radiator
A tuxedo cat is draped across a wool pad on top of a radiator.
May 3, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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JP Brammer tweet from March 15, 2020 that says: "RuPaul is fracking" I'm so sorry but there is no more room in the inn baby Jesus keep it moving
April 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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These guys are so good and I'm going to miss them so much
Box of instant packets of chai tea in ginger flavor
April 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Screenshot of the Onion article titled "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You know Just Made A Great Point"
April 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM