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countlessCryptids
@countlesscryptids.bsky.social
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23 (usually takes us a few months to remember to update this) | She/They by default | plural (https://dash.pluralkit.me/profile/s/dgjjx?tab=members&view=list) | big fans of ABDL, bondage, vore, and more
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countlesscryptids.bsky.social
Thank you for the opportunity! Rest assured we'll be pleased no matter who you choose!
(please and thank you, if "pleased" didn't count because we were trying to be silly/clever with it)
An anthro hybrid of a Norwegian Forest Cat and pallid bat is sitting lazily on the floor. He has a tortoiseshell fur pattern; mostly black fur with patches of brown and bright orange scattered throughout. He is wearing a black gasmask with clear lenses showing blind, half-lidded eyes. There's an orange mist around his head that seems to be coming from inside the gasmask. An anthro hybrid of a Norwegian Forest Cat and pallid bat is sitting lazily on the floor. He has a tortoiseshell fur pattern; mostly black fur with patches of brown and bright orange scattered throughout. His half-lidded eyes are milky-white with a tinge of red, and there's an orange mist around his head, emitted by his breath.
November 24, 2025 at 3:40 PM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
(bonus post for mimic, because she's been weird about being perceived lately and I'm kinda just slipping this in while she's apparently not awake to stop me X3 - clyde)
(art also by @paddedpestilence.bsky.social btw - still clyde)
A Windows 7 popup that appears to contain an error-themed fox. Her fur is the exact shade of blue of a Windows 7 bluescreen, and there's even text of one such error plastered across her side, alongside several light-blue stylized eyes. Her mouth is open, revealing pitch black with several "corrupted" pixels of random colors scattered throughout. Behind her is text from an advertisement saying "Lost? Struggling? Need help?", partially hidden behind her head, with text at the bottom in her colors saying "Get in my mouth today!"
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
"clyde is a sexual hurricane. sorry" - @paddedpestilence.bsky.social, who also drew me - clyde
An anthro hybrid of a Norwegian Forest Cat and pallid bat is sitting lazily on the floor. He has a tortoiseshell fur pattern; mostly black fur with patches of brown and bright orange scattered throughout. He is wearing a black gasmask with clear lenses showing blind, half-lidded eyes. There's an orange mist around his head that seems to be coming from inside the gasmask. An anthro hybrid of a Norwegian Forest Cat and pallid bat is sitting lazily on the floor. He has a tortoiseshell fur pattern; mostly black fur with patches of brown and bright orange scattered throughout. His half-lidded eyes are milky-white with a tinge of red, and there's an orange mist around his head, emitted by his breath.
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 AM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
Thank you for the opportunity!!
Prompts 1 & 3 please; diaper preferred but definitely not required if you think the sketch would look better without one! - Amber
Amber, a papillon dog + honeypot ant hybrid! The honeypot ant aspect is primarily shown in her antennae and her abdomen full of blue "ambrosia".
October 1, 2025 at 4:47 PM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
we're perfectly normal - amber
August 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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ok so our girlfriend @paddedpestilence.bsky.social went ahead and also drew me!!! unfortunately that means I'm already replacing mint as our pfp, but we put it in our banner instead so we're still sharing! - amber
An anthro papillon dog/honeypot ant hybrid stands in a shy but dynamic pose! She has tan and yellowish-brown fur with shoulder-length blonde hair. She has a pair of reddish-brown antennae sticking out of her hair between her ears, and she has a large honeypot ant abdomen in place of a tail; the opaque parts of it are a reddish-brown, while the "honey" inside is instead a deep blue. Her facial expression conveys timid excitement. It's Amber! It's me!!
August 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
new pfp (and Mint's redesign that we've been working on for at least the better half of a year), courtesy of our wonderful girlfriend @paddedpestilence.bsky.social 💛💚 - Amber
An anthro ferret/peacock spider hybrid stands in a dark forest, its back facing you, looking over its shoulder with wide, almost feral eyes; black sclera with green irises glowing in the night. It looks like it was interrupted, now staring at you with interest. Its fur is tan, turning white near its paws, and it has mint-green shoulder-length hair. In place of a tail, it has a spider's abdomen, with pink and purple markings on the top and bottom and two green rings near the tip. Above the abdomen, three pairs of spider's legs sprout from its back, folded at its sides. Past it, in the direction it was looking before it spotted you, is a faintly glowing green cocoon, dangling from a tree not in frame, still moving.
August 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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@cerbear.bsky.social got hacked, don't fall for any messages sent from their account right now! got blocked for calling the phisher out, of course - amber
screenshot of a chat exchange between me and @cerbear.bsky.social. In it, they claim to have been PREVIOUSLY hacked, and mistakenly reporting me for it. in reality, they are CURRENTLY hacked, and the scammer is going through a script that would lead to me getting hacked as well. they stopped going down the script when I asked what they get out of hacking people, and they instead blocked me.
May 15, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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amber: good dog, loves to hear it but rarely accepts it
slate: reserved masked "cult leader"/"prophet"
mint: creepy-cute (mostly cute?) cuddly cryptid critter :::3
clyde: shithead stoner bat, bad influence X)
valerie: voidwyrm empress of nothing, handmade shell of bark and flowers
tumblr post by Acegender reading as follows: explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like "male", "female", "nonbinary", "masculine", "feminine", or "androgynous". go!
April 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
PFP vs us
(don't usually do these sorts of things but lately we've been tempted to post a selfie and this is probably a better idea for now (also we really need a new pfp at some point)) - amber
April 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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also, have a silly thing we made for mimic - amber
A mock-up of a Windows bluescreen. Sections of text have been censored and replaced, indicated with [brackets]: A problem has been detected and Windows has been shut down to prevent damage to your computer. The problem seems to be caused by the following file: [mimic.fox] If this is the first time you've seen this stop error screen, [say hello]. If this screen appears again, follow these steps: Check to make sure any [guest] or [friend] is properly [fed]. If this is a new [friend], [feed her] any Windows [files] you might need. If problems continue, [feed me] or [pet me or love me]. Disable BIOS memory options such as caching or shadowing. If you need to use safe mode to remove or disable components, [too bad].
February 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
countlesscryptids.bsky.social
Queen Valerie
art by our girlfriend, @paddedpestilence.bsky.social
(also one of our friends said "would" before learning this is one of us and val's taking that compliment for sure :3)
flat color drawing of a pitch-black zilant (serpentine dragon with no hindlegs) sitting in a wooden chair with carved antlers. her body is almost entirely covered with red flowers, her wings are made of leaves, and her head is covered by a wooden mask with horns.
November 20, 2024 at 8:20 PM