Council of Penguins
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If you watch anything from the Pam Bondi hearing, let it be this questioning from Dick Durbin today.
October 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If you watch anything from the Pam Bondi hearing, let it be this questioning from Dick Durbin today.
Trump: Can we stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
Also Trump: *writes page long rant about Jeffrey Epstein and his files*
Also Trump: *writes page long rant about Jeffrey Epstein and his files*
July 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Trump: Can we stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein?
Also Trump: *writes page long rant about Jeffrey Epstein and his files*
Also Trump: *writes page long rant about Jeffrey Epstein and his files*
Chuck Schumer has forced the Senate to read the entire 940+ page Big Beautiful Bill out loud before voting on it.
This is the level of petty and invigorating filibustering I want from all Democrats.
This is the level of petty and invigorating filibustering I want from all Democrats.
June 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Chuck Schumer has forced the Senate to read the entire 940+ page Big Beautiful Bill out loud before voting on it.
This is the level of petty and invigorating filibustering I want from all Democrats.
This is the level of petty and invigorating filibustering I want from all Democrats.
For those who are still catching up on the tariff news from today, let a penguin sum it up for you.
Trump: Bow down to me!
China: lol cry more loser
Trump: Bow down to me!
China: lol cry more loser
Sen. Adam Schiff (D-CA):
"I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"
"I'm writing to the White House to demand who knew in advance that the President was going to, once again, flip flop on tariffs. And are people cashing in? There is just all too much opportunity for people in the White House and the administration to be insider trading"
April 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
For those who are still catching up on the tariff news from today, let a penguin sum it up for you.
Trump: Bow down to me!
China: lol cry more loser
Trump: Bow down to me!
China: lol cry more loser
*looks at melting iceberg next to me*
“Hey hot thing, can I waddle on you? Cause I trust you more than the world trusts the US Treasury.”
“Hey hot thing, can I waddle on you? Cause I trust you more than the world trusts the US Treasury.”
April 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
*looks at melting iceberg next to me*
“Hey hot thing, can I waddle on you? Cause I trust you more than the world trusts the US Treasury.”
“Hey hot thing, can I waddle on you? Cause I trust you more than the world trusts the US Treasury.”
Trump: If China does not take its tariffs off us, I will impose a 104% tariff in response tonight. China has to make a deal. They love deals. They love me. China loves Trump. Make a DEAL. I love deals, and I love China.
Me: Sir, I am a penguin
Me: Sir, I am a penguin
April 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Trump: If China does not take its tariffs off us, I will impose a 104% tariff in response tonight. China has to make a deal. They love deals. They love me. China loves Trump. Make a DEAL. I love deals, and I love China.
Me: Sir, I am a penguin
Me: Sir, I am a penguin
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Penguin leadership approves of this message.
April 7, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Penguin leadership approves of this message.
Probably needed a hug, but crashed the global stock markets and taxed a bunch of penguins instead.
April 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Probably needed a hug, but crashed the global stock markets and taxed a bunch of penguins instead.
*looks at circuit breaker*
*waddles away because I’m literally just a penguin*
*waddles away because I’m literally just a penguin*
April 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
*looks at circuit breaker*
*waddles away because I’m literally just a penguin*
*waddles away because I’m literally just a penguin*
Waddle up. Kendrick Lamar, your move.
April 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Waddle up. Kendrick Lamar, your move.
The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.
Remember folks, not only has he tariffed penguins, but his Defense Secretary spilled the krill on top-secret military operations.
Even the penguins are aware of it.
Even the penguins are aware of it.
April 4, 2025 at 7:14 PM
The Council of Penguins will never use Signal chats to discuss our war plans. You have our guarantee.
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The minute Americans have to pay more than $4 for a carton of eggs and discover Penguin and emu eggs are twice the size
a man in a suit is holding his nose with his finger .
Alt: a man in a suit is eyeing us and pointing with his finger “we want your eggs”
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
The minute Americans have to pay more than $4 for a carton of eggs and discover Penguin and emu eggs are twice the size
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SAVE THE PENGUINS.
STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.
STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.
April 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
SAVE THE PENGUINS.
STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.
STOP TRUMP’S TARIFFS.
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I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
April 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
The Council of Penguins will shortly be in touch with Antarctica. Thank you for bringing this our attention @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
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It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
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a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:22 AM
The Council of Penguins will shortly be in touch with Antarctica. Thank you for bringing this our attention @markhamillofficial.bsky.social
Per The Council of Penguins directive, we are denouncing the 10% tariff put upon our fellow birds in the Heard and McDonald Islands. We protest this action severely, and rest assured Donald Trump will not hear the last of this.
April 4, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Per The Council of Penguins directive, we are denouncing the 10% tariff put upon our fellow birds in the Heard and McDonald Islands. We protest this action severely, and rest assured Donald Trump will not hear the last of this.