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Coulter
@coulter.bsky.social
Partner at UDHC.
Failed actor, racer, footballer.
Sometimes I write short stories.
The only lore new Bluesky users need to know is that Jake Tapper called posts 'skeets' live on CNN multiple times.
November 18, 2024 at 6:25 PM
I hit for the cycle today:

- Picked lice out of my kid's hair
- Picked up pig vomit in the bathroom
- Picked up and cleaned peed-on clothes also from said pig
- Picked up dog poop on the rug

See you on Sportscenter.
November 14, 2024 at 5:51 PM
Where’s the most inappropriate place to have a bouncy house?
May 4, 2023 at 7:11 PM
Tell me you don’t have an invite without telling me you don’t have an invite.
yaf.es Yafes @yaf.es · May 3
A friend of mine just said that Bluesky is just a crypto scam 💀
May 3, 2023 at 2:00 PM
Reposted by Coulter
Jake tapper just said skeeting twice live on air with a straight face
May 1, 2023 at 9:04 PM
“They’re not called skeets”
April 29, 2023 at 6:09 PM
A lot of you never listened to Lil Jon and it shows.
April 28, 2023 at 4:13 PM
🇧🇷, 🇯🇵, TPOT, BTT, artists, and now reporters (shitposters sprinkled in throughout)
It’s pretty impressive.
If nothing else, Bluesky is A+ at onboarding whole communities at once.
April 28, 2023 at 5:12 AM
My Content Moderation settings has this under "tasteful nudity"
April 27, 2023 at 6:22 PM
Don't be scared to be ambitious. It's not a humiliation to have a high target and to fail. - A.W.
April 27, 2023 at 6:17 PM
If nothing else, Bluesky is A+ at onboarding whole communities at once.
April 25, 2023 at 12:15 AM
A ton of artists here.
Maybe a Bluesky contest to create the app logo until team decides on a final branding?
April 23, 2023 at 5:39 PM
If you’re being toxic on this app, are you leaving chemtrails on the skyline? 🤔
April 18, 2023 at 4:22 AM
Dark mode has arrived on desktop. In other news, I can finally see again. Thank you @pfrazee.com and team!
April 17, 2023 at 1:46 AM
Reposted by Coulter
April 16, 2023 at 5:29 AM
We’re going to look back and realize the best AI was the Discover Weekly playlists it made along the way.
April 15, 2023 at 8:03 PM
My kids (4 & 2) think the worst words you can say are "Bad girl/boy" as if you're scolding a dog. They whisper to get the other to say it, and collapse into giggles.
The innocence is like Bluesky before they open the floodgates and a Call of Duty lobby of twitter folks roll in.
April 14, 2023 at 5:23 PM
This is where I post from.
April 12, 2023 at 12:30 AM
Use bluesky -> benefits.
it’s all about the posting :)
April 11, 2023 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Coulter
y’all have great power over the future of the vibes here now
April 10, 2023 at 8:38 PM
Succession on another level this week. Incredible.
April 10, 2023 at 5:10 AM
This app is about to take off with all the invites
April 6, 2023 at 1:52 AM
Big yikes.
Could have major knock on effects next few days. Tons of startups use SVB

https://twitter.com/kateclarktweets/status/1633932087131799552?s=46&t=VASXl6iw5qcXjY5gVRmkgw
Tweet by @kateclarktweets
twitter.com
March 9, 2023 at 10:30 PM
This Spotify update is wild.
Please less TikTok and more music. 🫠

https://twitter.com/eldsjal/status/1633551228859985921?s=46&t=VASXl6iw5qcXjY5gVRmkgw
Tweet by @eldsjal
twitter.com
March 9, 2023 at 4:43 AM