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couchmakes.bsky.social
a couch is me (real)
@couchmakes.bsky.social
C.O.U.C.H. (Cries Over Uncookable Cursed Ham)

17 male gay taken
i make the guys and the goods (art, music, animation, games, etc.)

if you're an NSFW account do not follow me plz and ty
current faves are bandana pig, sir oinks a lot, and dozer
November 12, 2025 at 12:19 AM
captain underpants lookin ahh 🤪
i love it
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i think he wants to kill you or something man
run for your LIFE man
HE GONNA GET YOU MAN
November 10, 2025 at 2:57 AM
"butt" is one of those words that shouldn't be funny but are anyway for no reason.

similar to "poopie"
November 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
no
November 9, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Ty…blorbo makes u do insane things. Ask and you shall receive
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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My boy Valen my beloved.... big plushie dinosaur that was made to be an evil monster but doesn't wanna do that

there is... So Much Going On about him and I have no idea how to explain all of it

(this artwork of him in particular was done by @tricksterwish.bsky.social and it's so so good)
May 3, 2025 at 8:35 PM
ill see what i can do! thanks!
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
must be a chill guy
November 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
THANK YOU! :D
November 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
helooo
November 9, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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me when i purposely make my friends confused and elaborate with "😈"
June 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
naw he pretends to be
November 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
EEEEE I LIVE THIS DESIGN
November 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM