Dear TikTok:
Could you maybe wait ONE DAY until he’s actually president to start sucking Trump’s dick in public?

Thanks very much.

Another candidate who might resist the corrupt power of the One Ring, a man who demonstrates courage and will at the level of a Green Lantern and who has been described by Superman as “the most trusted man” among the superheroes of Earth…

A non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

OK. I’m sold. Woof.

Share this list of voter protection outlines with everyone!

Do you want this guy a heartbeat away from the most powerful office in the world? Trembling Barney Fife, Sentinel of Liberty? The bigger they talk, the faster they run in a crisis.

THIS is the proper response. Not “Lighten up - he’s a comedian”. Not “The Puerto Ricans will be pissed”. When someone says something vile, everyone should stop & stare at the idiot until someone says what Gail said. If that had happened from Day One, MAGA would have died within a few months.

Bezos has been trying to get back home since that Grover’s Mill thing failed and stranded him here years ago.Give him another three-fingered poke in his RGB eye and he’ll settle right down.

Just when I thought Mitch McConnell couldn’t get any lower, he does a duet over at “Cesspool X” with Speaker Mike Johnson on lead tweet and Mitch in the background on contrabass. Amazing how the hypocrisy builds to a crescendo of crap. What a performance. Truly epic.

From “X”:
DFriedrrick92851 (Putinbot). Your “new wave” isn’t new. You only see & care about those who look/think/speak exactly like you. You don’t listen to Truth or God. Parroting a puppeteer’s lies is easier. You’re just part of an old wave our Founders left behind in 1776. Pity.

Oh, yes…

Oh, man! RUN to theaters in the US on December 1, then RUN AWAY from the King of the Monsters in *Godzilla -1*! This looks like it could be the ONE we have waited for!

The look on Godzilla’s face here is priceless.

“Well, I see the damned shark is back…”

If this was Shin Godzilla, ol’ Bruce would have gotten a nasty surprise back there!

It is too early in the morning for me to be so angry & depressed. Dear God, do we ever stop to THINK about what we blithely accept as normal and right? Is cruelty just something we accept, routinely, as an inevitable part of the human experience? Stop accepting and get MAD, America!

“Hmm… Donald J Trump. White Male. 6’ 3” 215 lbs… say WHAT?”
Hold up, gang!
We have to add one more count of Filing False Documents to our dear Donnie’s little list, here!

And I’m suddenly thinking about this pupper…