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Guy (Couchguy) McLimore
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Comics/Godzilla/LEGO/HQ/TFT fan, TTRPG designer, cat lover, husband & proud Social Justice Warrior. He/him. (@Couchguy from Twitter/X) Social media consolidating here and www.guymclimore.com for the duration. NO KINGS!
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There's always something magic.
There's always something new.
And when you really-really need it the most,
That's when rock and roll dreams come through.

—Jim Steinman
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Alt: Jim Steinman triumphantly raises an electric guitar above his head.
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There's always something magic.
There's always something new.
And when you really-really need it the most,
That's when rock and roll dreams come through.

—Jim Steinman
a purple background with the words freegifmaker.me on the bottom right
Alt: Jim Steinman triumphantly raises an electric guitar above his head.
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The Knight Shift #1 - a dark-fantasy comedy
www.kickstarter.com/projects/rya...
The Knight Shift #1 - a dark-fantasy comedy
A dark-fantasy ‘sitcom’ following a semi-competent band of knights as they do the kingdom’s dirty work.
www.kickstarter.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 AM
There comes a time in the recovery arc of every invalid when he says “Fuck it, somebody sneak me a McDouble!” I am almost there…
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Jim Croce’s songs are some of the most important in my life’s jukebox, and at 71, they mean all the more to me today. I wish he’d had that much time, too, and I bless his wife Ingrid and their son Adrian (A.J.) for sharing him with all of us.

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November 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
@gailsimone.bsky.social Hooray! I see the SHIFT RPG Kickstarter more than made funding. Now I can look forward to seeing Second World, the optimistic superhero RPG game setting you created to be part of it! Will you be talking about the Port Angel game setting in the future?
November 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Can’t get this out of my head…

“Mama, mama, forget your pies.
Have faith they won’t get cold.
And turn your eyes to the blood-
shot skies.
Your flag is flying full…”

Is this what we should have been singing all along when it seemed that no one was looking at what was happening?
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 AM
@scalzi.com “Petty criminals” ! F*ck those guys! I hope those “petty criminals” melt those Crown Jewels down and live life large for the rest of their days. People with “Crown Jewels” never did a damn thing for anyone! Maybe these guys will at least boost the local economy somewhere.
November 3, 2025 at 1:31 AM
RPG fans, back these wonderful 3d printable Square RPG Puzzle Tiles - FANTASY INTERIORS. You can get all the previous sets as add-ons, too. I especially like the abstract “generic” figures, and I’m encouraging the creator to do LOTS more of them!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/hil...
Square RPG Puzzle Tiles - FANTASY INTERIORS
Complete sets of RPG tiles, optimized for quick and hassle-free printing on FDM 3D printers.
www.kickstarter.com
October 24, 2025 at 6:27 PM
October 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Apparently, if you aren’t exhausted after physical therapy, you aren’t doing it right. My therapists are wonderful people. They tell me I *am* doing it right and —ta-da! — I am worn out and want a nap. This is what is called “scientific proof”. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
October 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
DC: Please move Heaven and earth to make this happen so I can give you all the money.
I want to write the Marvels.
@gailsimone.bsky.social
Is there a DC character would you like to take out of the toy box in the future?
October 15, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Any day now, Trump will start rounding up your family to begin building his personal pyramid with slave labor — and STILL people will think that’s just fine and not at all unusual.
First it was a $200 million ballroom.
 
Now he’s trying to build a grand arch on the Washington Mall—without Congress's input.
 
Creating a new D.C. museum or monument is supposed to be a collaborative process. Because these places belong to *all* Americans.
 
Trump treats them like his property.
Trump eyes a triumphal arch to mark America’s 250th anniversary
The arch would be constructed across from the Lincoln Memorial, on a small patch of federal land currently occupied by a traffic circle.
www.washingtonpost.com
October 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
When people advertise that they are freakin’ Nazis — we need to quit making excuses and start BELIEVING them!
October 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It's time again as a notable Italian-American to note Christopher Columbus was an absolute piece of shit human who didn't land anywhere near this actual country so why the fuck should he stop the mail for the whole day

Anyway, Happy Indigenous People's Day, y'all
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
🎼”Eve was gonna be my robot wife and I’d be her sweet Wall-E..”
🎵”But she met a bot named Bender, ran away, and now I’m sad as can be.”
🎶”Roomba swept by one day, and now I need her to clean my pain away!”
🎶”You gotta help me, Roomba, help me get her outta my heart! ❤️ “
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Watershed is here. We are now culturally, religiously and/or politically required to hate, quite literally, every other human being on the planet - including ourselves.

That’s just too damned exhausting. And who has the time?

Let’s love everyone and get some much-needed sleep, OK?
October 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
It’s been a journey- again.
Nasty Foley cath pain from bad UTI sent me back to hospital. Heart rate & pressure started rising, requiring hearth cath. Surprise, two big blockages! One cleared with stint, but unable to fix second until heart rate/pressure stabilize with meds. /thread 1
October 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"
Be Loud — For America
By Governor JB Pritzker
contrarian.substack.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Happy birthday to #JoanJett today! Met briefly at a concert in Evansville IN too many years back & will never forget it. My crew & I saw her as opening act & left right after her set. Thread /1
September 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Holy crap! How does anyone afford entertainment these days? Sports, movies, video games, theme parks, music - even BOWLING is stupidly expensive!
Thanks to YouTube’s @Zakv2 & the other creators quoted for a sobering look at the high cost of amusing ourselves!

youtube.com/watch?v=tfpV...
Why Modern Activities Are No Longer Worth The Money
YouTube video by Zac V2
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September 7, 2025 at 12:48 PM
So, gang…
What’s the hot new TTRPG at #GenCon?
Hot new board game?
Wargame?
Card game?
Accessory?
And is there a surprise Wild Card? Like MtG was that first year? A once-in-a-blue-moon breakout game changer?
Finally, is there any person, game or company that is making a big, big comeback?
July 31, 2025 at 9:33 PM
DOCTOR’S NOTE

#mildhorror
July 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
“Give my regards to Indy!
“Remember me to Gen Con’s crew.
“Tell all the gang that’s rolling dice tonight,
“That I wish I was, too!”
July 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM