Regular Human Bartender
@cotedesure.bsky.social
Love it when a plan comes together.
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Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
December 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Couldn’t Sam Altman just ask ChatGPT how to make itself profitable
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My main comment on the nuzzle and lizza shit is that lizza isn't able to process how similar to the people she hooked up with he is, and that busted his brain so much he just went for the clicks and she got canned.
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
My main comment on the nuzzle and lizza shit is that lizza isn't able to process how similar to the people she hooked up with he is, and that busted his brain so much he just went for the clicks and she got canned.
I really enjoy that the everything app is really just the everything about weird race shit app. Feel like a brand swap to Birch is the right call.
I’ll go even further: a lot of the white privilege that Ashkenazi Jews enjoy today is built on unstable socio-political terrain. The Third Reich built an entire legal system founded on the notion that we were Not White less than a century ago.
Jews are both a religion and a people.
They are racially diverse.
To categorize them as one race is not only inaccurate but dangerous.
They are racially diverse.
To categorize them as one race is not only inaccurate but dangerous.
December 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I really enjoy that the everything app is really just the everything about weird race shit app. Feel like a brand swap to Birch is the right call.
More than aware that I'm not the first to plumb these depths, but kinda feel like The History Channel primarily broadcasting paranormal shows is near top of the list of metaphors for our time.
December 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
More than aware that I'm not the first to plumb these depths, but kinda feel like The History Channel primarily broadcasting paranormal shows is near top of the list of metaphors for our time.
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I call my fists Strunk and White because they have the elements of style.
December 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I call my fists Strunk and White because they have the elements of style.
The only potential positive thing the Trump administration has done is get this dweeb out of the senate and poisoned his political future so much that he'll have a like 3 sentences in US history books.
not so much uncharismatic as anticharismatic. all the charisma within a 10 mile radius ups and leaves as soon as he starts speaking.
JD Vance: "How many of you really like turkey?"
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
Many soldiers raise their hands.
Vance: "You're all full of shit."
November 29, 2025 at 4:55 AM
The only potential positive thing the Trump administration has done is get this dweeb out of the senate and poisoned his political future so much that he'll have a like 3 sentences in US history books.
I think i might be done in non-professional settings (where I have to for biz purposes) referring to Natural Language Processing and Machine learning as "Artificsl Intelligence." Its a query plan with limited decision faculties, thst is all.
November 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I think i might be done in non-professional settings (where I have to for biz purposes) referring to Natural Language Processing and Machine learning as "Artificsl Intelligence." Its a query plan with limited decision faculties, thst is all.
My general not all the way formed belief about legacy media is that they need to pretend that their decisions are due to the changing economics, but in reality this is what a lot of them wanted to be for a very long time (cheap to print tabloids) and the economics is the easy excuse.
anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:57 PM
My general not all the way formed belief about legacy media is that they need to pretend that their decisions are due to the changing economics, but in reality this is what a lot of them wanted to be for a very long time (cheap to print tabloids) and the economics is the easy excuse.
One of my general beliefs is that there are a lot of "socialists" who think that it means they deserve stuff for free in order for them to be a dilettante, and as such make nothing so have no respect for people that make things.
Just saw someone claim that authors who want to be paid for their work are "class traitors" because we "only let the wealthy" read our books, and I think I need to go into the woods to scream into the night for a bit.
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
It's $5, not your first-born child! I need that $5 for health insurance!
November 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
One of my general beliefs is that there are a lot of "socialists" who think that it means they deserve stuff for free in order for them to be a dilettante, and as such make nothing so have no respect for people that make things.
Never forget
important to remember on a day where we’re all canceling each other over food takes that the original @jasoncheathawks.bsky.social post that went mega viral in 2022 was prompted by the current director of football analytics at USC saying he couldn’t eat pancakes without getting “too sticky”
November 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Never forget
While everything has gotten *waves hands* I think its important to acknowledge the sheer amount of undersung government workers that are out there suffering through this same shit, and doing their best while these dumb idiots search for the next camera to puke nonsense into.
i would give anything for someone to ask this guy what his actual job is, because he clearly doesn’t have any idea
Duffy on his demand that air travelers not wear slippers or pajamas: "It honors our country ... don't take your shoes off and put your feet on the chair ahead of you"
November 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
While everything has gotten *waves hands* I think its important to acknowledge the sheer amount of undersung government workers that are out there suffering through this same shit, and doing their best while these dumb idiots search for the next camera to puke nonsense into.
The only conspiracy theory I have about the JFK assassination is that it cooked boomers brains and they've spent the last 60 years fighting against the idea of random events impacting them, because they are a generation of self centered weirdos.
My first political memory - exactly 62 years ago right now, a 4-year-old boy trying to understand his mom's tears - is still the biggest event in my lifetime. We still (IMO) don't *really* know who killed JFK, but we know the public's trust was shattered. It's a straight line to today's mess
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The only conspiracy theory I have about the JFK assassination is that it cooked boomers brains and they've spent the last 60 years fighting against the idea of random events impacting them, because they are a generation of self centered weirdos.
No more of an indicator that you suck than driving a big dumb fucking truck.
November 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
No more of an indicator that you suck than driving a big dumb fucking truck.
We don't make these people's lives hard enough.
November 22, 2025 at 2:49 PM
We don't make these people's lives hard enough.
Do you think people know that Wikipedia is free and that you are allowed to read the whole entry, as well as references to other entries?
November 22, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Do you think people know that Wikipedia is free and that you are allowed to read the whole entry, as well as references to other entries?
We are not required to give the click bait our clicks.
November 22, 2025 at 1:18 PM
We are not required to give the click bait our clicks.
My favorite part of humanities application of an infinite knowledge machine is that we've proven that we can't handle infinite knowledge.
November 22, 2025 at 12:54 PM
My favorite part of humanities application of an infinite knowledge machine is that we've proven that we can't handle infinite knowledge.
This is a dumb thesis written by a person that needs the clicks to feel something. This is an inherently racist country, but the south has institutionalized it in such a way that to even say it is more racist as a collective is considered bad form for southerners.
No. I spent plenty of time in the south and the last time I saw a Confederate flag out in the open it was hanging in a window in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Racists in the northeast are not better or less racist.
November 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
This is a dumb thesis written by a person that needs the clicks to feel something. This is an inherently racist country, but the south has institutionalized it in such a way that to even say it is more racist as a collective is considered bad form for southerners.
I often think how much "whats the matter with kansas" and the dumb Vance booked busted political journalism in this country, and then the dumb profiles of shitty writers published by failsons reminds me that it has always been broken.
November 18, 2025 at 4:16 AM
I often think how much "whats the matter with kansas" and the dumb Vance booked busted political journalism in this country, and then the dumb profiles of shitty writers published by failsons reminds me that it has always been broken.
We simply do not have to engage in tankie vs NYT op-ed writer discourse. We can be a proper website.
November 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
We simply do not have to engage in tankie vs NYT op-ed writer discourse. We can be a proper website.
What we should all aspire to be.
November 15, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What we should all aspire to be.
Shocking that this person would defend weird sex stuff with underage girls.
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Shocking that this person would defend weird sex stuff with underage girls.
I'm not sure we needed the files to know that the major media has been in on it because they already hadn't been talking about the billions in graft, but I guess additional context is helpful?
November 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I'm not sure we needed the files to know that the major media has been in on it because they already hadn't been talking about the billions in graft, but I guess additional context is helpful?
At random i think of Madison Cawthorn, and while he was a toady to MAGA 1.0, he also was cut loose rather quickly by that power structure when he was naive enough to think that more people would want the creeps exposed.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
At random i think of Madison Cawthorn, and while he was a toady to MAGA 1.0, he also was cut loose rather quickly by that power structure when he was naive enough to think that more people would want the creeps exposed.