Cory Schwarz
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Cory Schwarz
@coryschwarz.bsky.social
Someone gave me a PhD
Definitely not a good poster
My brain is mostly phage biology, videogames and cats.
Giles: "How do I convince Ms. Calendar there's a demon in the Internet?"

I don't know, Giles. I wish I did.
August 8, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Oh dang he did a swear!!
March 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Shhh don't tell people, it's part of my mystique.
March 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Did the butter tarts have raisins? (I am strongly anti-raisin, except in cry babies, another classic from my childhood summers in Canada)

In my experience, nothing can beat a butter tart made by a grandma with an old-timey name - store bought often come out weirdly eggy instead of silky!
March 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM